You just put a frozen pizza in the oven and cracked open a can of Mountain Dew.
You take control of Master Chief on The Pillar of Autumn.
No school tomorrow.
Your parents don't care if you stay up all night.
A perfect summer night.
The year is 2026.
You are 31 years old.
🚨🚨 ONE DAY UNTIL THE NEW BACKYARD BASEBALL LAUNCHES! 🚨🚨 This is not a drill. Get ready for the summer to head to the backyard! ⚾️💥
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Elon Musk is a trillionaire. I am not a trillionaire. This strikes me as unfair. Nobody should be allowed to have more than me. The amount of money a person should be allowed to have is exactly the amount I currently have, and no more. I am smart. I really am. I’m serious.