Brian (the dog) Griffin 🇺🇸

Good Job

[Brian (the dog) Griffin 🇺🇸 @_BER___]

Just walked into the MSG castle and…

[アメリカ大使館 @usembassytokyo]

In Tokyo tomorrow? Celebrate America’s 250th birthday by watching the Tokyo Tower, Rainbow Bridge, and Tokyo Aqua Symphony illuminated! Snap a photo or video of Red, White, and Blue lighting up the night sky. We’d love to share your photos!
Simply use #A250inJapan

Light-up Times:
🇺🇸🇯🇵Tokyo Tower: Friday, July 3, 2026 7:00 PM – midnight
🇺🇸🇯🇵Rainbow Bridge: Friday, July 3, 2026 7:00 PM – midnight
🇺🇸🇯🇵Tokyo Aqua Symphony: Friday, July 3, 2026 6:30PM – 9:30 PM

[Brian (the dog) Griffin 🇺🇸 @_BER___]

@BillSimmons Iconic Tillman free kick. Favorite USA goal of my lifetime other than the Donovan/Algeria goal. Still reeling from the dubious red card on our best guy…, one team grabbed jerseys for 2 hours to stop advantages, the other team had an awkward collisi…

[Brian (the dog) Griffin 🇺🇸 @_BER___]

@BillSimmons Iconic Tillman free kick. Favorite USA goal of my lifetime other than the Donovan/Algeria goal. Still reeling from the dubious red card on our best guy…, one team grabbed jerseys for 2 hours to stop advantages, the other team had an awkward collisi…

[Brian (the dog) Griffin 🇺🇸 @_BER___]

I also would block this mans deportation

[Insider Wire @InsiderWire]

#BREAKING: Tim Walz pardons immigrant convicted of sexually abusing a 10-year-old and blocks his deportation.

[Brian (the dog) Griffin 🇺🇸 @_BER___]

Waffles are very overrated

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨JUST IN: The USA will play Belgium in the round of 16

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Let’s fucking goooooooooooooooooooo

[Brian (the dog) Griffin 🇺🇸 @_BER___]

Some dumb ass on England just kicked the ball on the side of the net. You’re supposed to put it IN the net pal.

[BREAKING MENTAL @BoofingTabasco]

We've known this since 2009

[Brian (the dog) Griffin 🇺🇸 @_BER___]

If your Phone is too old, you literally can’t go to a baseball game

[Mr. Rager @SeattleRager]

“I don’t want to use the MLB Ballpark app. I want a physical ticket stub.”

[Brian (the dog) Griffin 🇺🇸 @_BER___]

Do millennials not know about re-runs?

[Scott Greer 6’2” IQ 187 @ScottMGreer]

Somehow zoomers know about Courage the Cowardly Dog...

[Fountain Ghoul @FountainGhoul]

Royals 2026 bullpen:

[Brian (the dog) Griffin 🇺🇸 @_BER___]

Carter Jensen 20

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

The obvious solution is that if an illegal alien has kids in the U.S., you deport the parents and raise the kids in some sort of ultra-patriotic super-soldier program.

[Brian (the dog) Griffin 🇺🇸 @_BER___]

@besttrousers So you agree

[Brian (the dog) Griffin 🇺🇸 @_BER___]

Elite stat padding

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

Shohei Ohtani will not start tomorrow against the A’s and will pitch Friday against the Padres.

[Brian (the dog) Griffin 🇺🇸 @_BER___]

👋💔😢

[Brian (the dog) Griffin 🇺🇸 @_BER___]

Morbius

[Brian (the dog) Griffin 🇺🇸 @_BER___]

Apparently extra time is 5 hours long