𝕭𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖞 🖤

[𝕭𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖞 🖤 @_BabyRizzo]

it’s only day 1 and i’m already not fuckin with the time change.

[𝕭𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖞 🖤 @_BabyRizzo]

one of my best friends is getting married and i’m so excited for the wedding festivities!

[𝕭𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖞 🖤 @_BabyRizzo]

if your toes ain’t done then wyd?

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

BREAKING: Popular fitness influencer “Joesthetics” Jo Lindner has tragically passed away at 30-years-old 🙏🕊️

[𝕭𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖞 🖤 @_BabyRizzo]

I was literally driving my car till the wheels fell off.

[𝕭𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖞 🖤 @_BabyRizzo]

I AM THE TABLE

[𝕭𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖞 🖤 @_BabyRizzo]

my neighbor dumbed her boyfriend & I shit you not he’s been parked outside her house sitting in his car listening to music for a week straight hasn’t left anywhere… just now she handed him pillows over the fence💀😭

[𝕭𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖞 🖤 @_BabyRizzo]

bitches are so caddy

[𝕭𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖞 🖤 @_BabyRizzo]

you can’t teach someone how to have a good work ethic

[𝕭𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖞 🖤 @_BabyRizzo]

my brother doesn’t know I have his location on my phone so one time I pulled up to a party he was at in the mountains and I knocked on the door lmaoooooooo

[𝕭𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖞 🖤 @_BabyRizzo]

@palmer_jasen @IamKiraJ peeewwwww taco bumpers

[𝕭𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖞 🖤 @_BabyRizzo]

@Alexislovesme84 @Dinkletinkle1 @DailyLoud stop trying to be such a smart ass 🤷🏻‍♀️

[jess @spookylilj]

as a server/bartender lemme just say i fucking hate january

[𝕭𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖞 🖤 @_BabyRizzo]

@PatFuckinFeeney @mercedescrumley @raverxem literally wondering the same thing

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

valentine’s day in elementary was 10x better than what it is now

[𝕭𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖞 🖤 @_BabyRizzo]

this little fuck at my work tried to cuss me out today over a bottle of heineken I told him to get the fuck out and he said “fuck no i’m here to drink beer”🤣🤣💀

[𝕭𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖞 🖤 @_BabyRizzo]

first of all I charge

[𝕭𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖞 🖤 @_BabyRizzo]

damnnnn how many field goals can you miss in one game 😭

[𝕭𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖞 🖤 @_BabyRizzo]

me: do you have socks I can borrow?
court: uhhh ya, do you care if they’re dirty?

lmaooooo

[𝕭𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖞 🖤 @_BabyRizzo]

if you order mild or medium as your sauce for wings I bet you have boring ass sex….