Bad Luck Dancer

This is a spinoff from the Bad Luck Brian, but for dancers and obviously better

[Bad Luck Dancer @_BadLuckDancer]

When a correction turns into an insult #badluckdancer

[Bad Luck Dancer @_BadLuckDancer]

Mondays be like... #Badluckdancer

[Bad Luck Dancer @_BadLuckDancer]

Be my valentine?

[Bad Luck Dancer @_BadLuckDancer]

When brand new tights get ripped 😤 #badluckdancer

[Bad Luck Dancer @_BadLuckDancer]

*Doesn't dance for one week*
*all flexibility lost*

[Bad Luck Dancer @_BadLuckDancer]

Me the first day back... #badluckdancer

[Bad Luck Dancer @_BadLuckDancer]

Christmas break AKA stuffing your face and getting super tight #badluckdancer

[Bad Luck Dancer @_BadLuckDancer]

Thanks to dance, I can't control when my body cracks #badluckdancer

[Bad Luck Dancer @_BadLuckDancer]

New pointe shoes means no toenails. #badluckdancer

[Bad Luck Dancer @_BadLuckDancer]

Jet glues pointe shoes, glues finger to face #badluckdancer

[Bad Luck Dancer @_BadLuckDancer]

"Ballet is dreaming with your feet" um no I don't remember the last time I dreamt of losing toenails and blisters? #badluckdancer

[Bad Luck Dancer @_BadLuckDancer]

Any jumping combination, reversed... #badluckdancer

[Bad Luck Dancer @_BadLuckDancer]

On a scale of one to new pointe shoes, how hard is your life? #badluckdancer

[Bad Luck Dancer @_BadLuckDancer]

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[Bad Luck Dancer @_BadLuckDancer]

Pas de deux class, farts #badluckdancer

[Bad Luck Dancer @_BadLuckDancer]

No, my ballet teacher is not like Abby Lee Miller #badluckdancer

[Bad Luck Dancer @_BadLuckDancer]

Bruises toe, pointe the next day #badluckdancer

[Bad Luck Dancer @_BadLuckDancer]

Stretches, still not flexible #badluckdancer

[Bad Luck Dancer @_BadLuckDancer]

Wakes up, cracks every bone #badluckdancer

[Bad Luck Dancer @_BadLuckDancer]

When non-dancers ask if you "dance on your tippy toes" #badluckdancer