Bailey🌸

cookie enthusiast

[jen!! 🐞 @newyorknoshoes]

AND FUCK A PAPER RING BTW!

[Jessica Lessin @Jessicalessin]

For @wsj to say flat out that SVB could have failed because they added non-white men to their board shows how far behind the times (and certifiably stupid) this publication really is. It makes me so angry and very sad. WSJ readers and staff deserve better.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

I was extremely social this weekend and as a reward I will not talk to anybody for the next 3 months. Thanks.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

I empathize with Elon Musk's concerns about flight tracking, which is why I am calling on Congress to ban private jets. The best way for us to keep billionaires safe is if they simply travel on a commercial flight surrounded by security and air marshals.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

The size difference between a Dunkin’ Donuts medium drink and a Starbucks one has just absolutely floored me

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Many of the native fish species found in Oklahoma's waters have long lifespans. In fact, in late May 2019, an Oklahoma angler caught a 66lb female smallmouth buffalo fish that was estimated to be 62 years old. That's a whole 37 years past being eligible to date Leonardo DiCaprio.

[aunt viv @_veevyan]

paying off my credit card just to run that shit back up >>>

[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

i dont simply go through airport security. i have a goal. i want everyone in line to be blown away by my efficiency. i want to be celebrated as i push my belongings across the table. i want TSA to offer me a job (i’ll decline). i want people talking about me at their gate. glory.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

My heart absolutely beating out of my chest as I send the most mildly confrontational message that’s ever been written

[Kyle Rechlicz @KyleRechlicz]

👇🏽👇🏾👇🏼👇🏿

[Bloomberg Originals @bbgoriginals]

“Even though they're kind of subtle microaggressions, they add up like a thousand cuts.”

The U.S. Senate on Thursday passed legislation to combat hate crimes after a rise in attacks against Asian Americans since #Covid19. 6 Asian Americans share their experiences #StopAAPIHate

[SEDONA @sedonaprince_]

Let me put it on Twitter too cause this needs the attention

[lucy 🇵🇸🍉 @xlucymoorex]

every woman knows it’s not all men. but we don’t know WHICH men. so we stay wary of ALL men. it’s not rocket science

[Meg Wilhorn @Maynamayy]

THREAD: I lived in Wisconsin my entire life (til college). I’ve gone to school when the windchill is -30. Mom didn’t make me bring a winter jacket until the temperature hit single digits. But now I live in Fort Worth, TX.

[alina (closed - but back for the KNICKS) @dasgupz]

The MLK quotes *they* won't use but you should know, a thread

[Sam Adams @SamuelAAdams]

imagine running these numbers and thinking the problem is paying the minimum-wage worker too much

[Amar Kelkar, MD, MPH, FACP @amarkelkar]

The footage is intense. The narration is effective, but cutting, and spoken with the indifference and superiority of a British documentarian. It gets to the heart of how the rest of the world viewed us yesterday - as a developing country with an unstable government. #CapitolRiots

[metro y @metrohafiz]

do you think Jesus knew he was born during toyotathon?