CalfThor Bjornson

IG bearded_superman Comedy writer Host of 2honkeyswithadream radio, writer for 954 magazine, co host of the battleaxe Podcast, Bearded Villains Miami officer

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@ValidusJay Like what just happened to going to be entertained, now you gotta have your life changed? Fuck wrong with ppl

[Squat University @SquatUniversity]

Joe Stockinger deadlifts 184kg/405lb for 3 at the YOUNG age of 90.🤯

I want to be like Joe when I grow up!

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@ValidusJay Same with movies.

[gifs & images naruto @narutoimges]

Shikamaru Nara

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I don’t know why I keep watching the Paul brothers fights, but I do, and I watch wondering the entire time why. Thank god I have never paid ever.

[𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 @HeatvsHaters]

the BUCKS?

LMFAOOOOO I wanna die

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Watched an episode of goosebumps last night. That theme song SLAPS

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Am I weird for hating when adults say awww to other adults? That shit makes my blood boil.

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Maybe I’m just a fanboy but next to Silva, seeing stylebender lose cuts me deep.

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@ValidusJay Monster

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Damn that shit hurted. Congrats Denver.

Couldn’t be more proud of the @MiamiHEAT they gave us one hell of a run.

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@Liam_J_McIntyre Can confirm

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@WesleyL10 The comments was a great read 😂

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Got depth?

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@ValidusJay As god intended. 🙏🏻💪🏻

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@ValidusJay Menace

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@ValidusJay Impressive AF

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🔥🔥🔥🔥

[𝘼𝙇𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙨 ™️ @AIR305]

We’ll probably never seen this again. Embrace these moments 🔥🔥🐀🐀

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Love to see it

[Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT]

That’s our captain. That’s our OG ⚓️

[Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT]

The analytic they won’t give you - the Miami HEAT are 100% Eastern Conference Champions.