Benjamin Olson

My gender identity is Tom Hanks and my sexual orientation is Meg Ryan.

[Benjamin Olson @_BenjaminBieber]

Today I discovered the Philosophy sub-discipline of "philosophy of food." Whatever you're doing with your life, it sucks, because you could have been working as a philosopher of food.

[Benjamin Olson @_BenjaminBieber]

@BillCom25113864 @realDonaldTrump You're going to stop watching US soccer games after all these years of support?

[Benjamin Olson @_BenjaminBieber]

@ItsHandsomeEric In conclusion, I'm an alcoholic dumdum that you can safely ignore.

[Benjamin Olson @_BenjaminBieber]

@ItsHandsomeEric How do you feel about Romani?

[Benjamin Olson @_BenjaminBieber]

@ItsHandsomeEric "Yeah, but the Roma are taught to steal as part of their culture, you don't understand...", and when I'm drunk, I get bummed about it and think about it too much.

[Benjamin Olson @_BenjaminBieber]

@ItsHandsomeEric Same. I've noticed that it sometimes feels like Europeans get really hyped about racial injustice and reform mostly when Americans do, and mostly about racial injustices that are pertinent to Americans (non-exclusively) and sometimes I see those same people say things like...

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

Happy Birthday to @JosefMartinez17 👑🎉

The only player to win All-Star, regular season and MLS Cup MVP honors in the same season (2018).

[Benjamin Olson @_BenjaminBieber]

@Abde_sama_ @ATLUTD @CAPSBOY91 He's British.

[Benjamin Olson @_BenjaminBieber]

@LiamGreen2005 @_CHUY_2000 @MLS_Buzz @rous_jayden The irony is that a person using "soccer" to refer to association football means they live in basically any other country but England.

[Benjamin Olson @_BenjaminBieber]

@MLS_Buzz https://t.co/GVI4JwSJ6e

[Benjamin Olson @_BenjaminBieber]

@ItsHandsomeEric I had no idea there was a genre called "West Virginia Indie"

[MxPx @mxpx]

Tonight! Live at 6pm PST!

[Benjamin Olson @_BenjaminBieber]

@rduttry @DeondreJackson_ @ATLUTD @MLS @LaurenceWyke_96 What have you done

[Atlanta United FC @ATLUTD]

Our city 🅰️ We’re giving away an #ATLUTD flag plus two tickets to our home opener‼️

RT this and follow us to enter.

[olivia taters @oliviataters]

just $17 away from the $500 mark. i am sorry for those who have lost loved ones to it.

[Atlanta United FC @ATLUTD]

CONCACAF GIVEAWAY 🎟

RT & follow for a chance to win tickets to the 2nd leg of CONCACAF!

[Benjamin Olson @_BenjaminBieber]

@css Man, the bullshit click-bait fake news stuff has to end. What happened to you guys?

[Benjamin Olson @_BenjaminBieber]

@DougRobersonAJC They've been legit friends for years now. It's the only piece of celebrity gossip I know

[Atlanta United FC @ATLUTD]

To celebrate @_georgebello's birthday we are giving away a kit signed by him 🥳

RT and follow for a chance to win!

[Pete Holmes @peteholmes]

my new years resolution is 1080p

[Benjamin Olson @_BenjaminBieber]

@MDWhitworth The three drinks I'm drinking don't have enough drink for how much I'm not drinking at my parent's house.