Bernie Sanders

"I WROTE THE DAMN BILL"

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[Bernie Sanders @_Bernie_2020]

@therealcnn_ Medicare will be expanded to include dental, hearing, vision care, reproductive health, mental health and substance abuse treatment. The pharmaceutical industry will be made to stop ripping off Americans for medicines that are a human right.

[Bernie Sanders @_Bernie_2020]

@post_wash_ I have far more experience working in our government, and I am prepared to collaborate with fellow leaders and the American people to do what is best for all. We cannot afford to have an incompetent and impulsive man to have the powers of Commander-in-Chief.

[Bernie Sanders @_Bernie_2020]

@HuffPost17 We will recognize the climate crisis for what it is, rejoin the Paris Climate Agreement, and impose harsher limits on carbon emissions. The fossil fuel industry will no longer have a free pass to destroy our planet for future generations.

[Bernie Sanders @_Bernie_2020]

@wallstr33tjour Americans deserve to know that the money they spend in taxes goes toward the betterment of their society. We will cut funding for endless wars and redistribute this money to support working class and retired Americans and their families.

[Bernie Sanders @_Bernie_2020]

@MSNBCepic I have been passionate about my top campaign issues my entire career, and I have never switched my positions on war in the Middle East and healthcare, unlike some other candidates running.

[Bernie Sanders @_Bernie_2020]

@FoxNews99253168 Our comprehensive approach on immigration will make sure there is a swift pathway to citizenship for those seeking it. We will not take any shortcuts and ensure that the process keeps the U.S. safe, but gives everyone a chance at the American dream.

[Bernie Sanders @_Bernie_2020]

We will stop the 1% from victimizing our country's economic system by passing a comprehensive tax on extreme wealth. We will also push for fair banking for all Americans, and an end to capital gains tax breaks for the wealthy.

[Bernie Sanders @_Bernie_2020]

The Green New Deal is the way forward for our country, and our planet. We will convert the US energy supply to 100% renewable sources, and create 20 million jobs in the process. We will re-join the Paris Climate Agreement & lead the world in fighting our climate crisis.

[Bernie Sanders @_Bernie_2020]

CEOs and executive of tech companies like Facebook and even Twitter have an unprecedented amount of power over elections. We must stop the spread of fake news and propaganda on these sites to ensure our elections are fair for all Americans.

[Bernie Sanders @_Bernie_2020]

Our election system is rigged from the top. The wealthy have far more power that the working class, through campaign donations and easy access to polls. We will stop this disparity by limiting super PAC donations, exposing corrupt funding, and giving everyone access to the polls.

[Bernie Sanders @_Bernie_2020]

The Muller Report's findings do not exonerate the President. He is a crook and we must make sure that our elections are not compromised by foreign influence. We will work to secure our elections so that what happened in 2016 can never happen again.

[Bernie Sanders @_Bernie_2020]

We will end gerrymandering that benefits political parties and the wealthy, and work to re-enfranchise felons who are just as much entitled to vote as the rest of us. 3/3

[Bernie Sanders @_Bernie_2020]

Our election system should represent us - the American people. We will no longer tolerate voter suppression tactics like ID requirements, poll manipulation, voter purges, gerrymandering, and other immoral tactics... 1/3

[Bernie Sanders @_Bernie_2020]

We will abolish super PACs, overturn Citizens United, and make it illegal to hide sources of campaign funding. Also, we will make election day a national holiday, so that everyone has an opportunity to participate in our democracy... 2/3

[Bernie Sanders @_Bernie_2020]

The Fossil Fuel Industry has destroyed our environment for far too long. We will stop the haphazard release of carbon into our atmosphere, and prosecute the executives responsible for this damage.

[Bernie Sanders @_Bernie_2020]

So great meeting with the voters of New Hampshire today.

[Bernie Sanders @_Bernie_2020]

@real_AlexJones I was actually born in 1941, and Baby Boomers were born after 1946.

[Bernie Sanders @_Bernie_2020]

...We will appoint hundreds of new judges to expedite immigration cases, and help our DREAMers on their path to citizenship.

[Bernie Sanders @_Bernie_2020]

What this administration is doing is an abuse of executive power & Trump should not be allowed to hide behind the term "National Emergency" to build his divisive and racist wall. The US is a nation of immigrants, and we cannot allow this President to divide us any further.

[Bernie Sanders @_Bernie_2020]

Our immigration system is profoundly broken, and we will work together during my presidency to fix this pressing issue. My administration will support visa reform, securing the border and protecting undocumented migrants already withing our borders...