Isometrics & Afters

Berting on trains, Berting without beer, Berting with bands, Berting with bowls, Berting with Bettabuys. Go for it they said. So I went for it, but it had gone.

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"Thatcher was a grocer's daughter done good. This lot are the real deal and they want it ALL back." .....

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@jslovechild a sub-club

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After 10 weeks of #NHS care and getting #bedcleansed stand by every word of this tweet

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I'm selling 1 ticket to #Pulp #Scarborough on #Twickets (face value or less) https://t.co/nUdxKQ58qp Re-Tweets apprreciated.

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Just your usual Monday morning at #MRI .... NO BLANKETS.... That's fine though, because it's what they voted for. #ToryScum

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The weekend shift move in and the wards all go a little dark here at the #MRI. #Bradford's finest #SusanFassbender & #KayRussell #TwilightCafe https://t.co/6e63qui6tm

[⚜️Man City Collect⚜️ @mancitycollect]

Absolutely love the lad 🏆🏆🏆🩵

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What was the player's swear count on live post-match TV coverage of the #UCLfinal tonight ? Fukkin hilarious.

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@darrenmancity Possibly the most unaware comment on this platform today from @MrLFC1892

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#ManchesterCity #UCLfinal

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Clearly I'm reverse #berting here ... Or am I ! #Bradfords finest https://t.co/ShmU9UjBHs

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@SeanDoyle2 Let do them fukkers lad !!!!!

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Fuk em allllll !!!!

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@batm0nki That's why there's a whole load missing

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Oi !!! @batm0nki ... You know .... The nephew who I'm on the verge of removing from my #WandT for NOT ONCE visiting his very poorly Unkle in #MRI, do I book us on one of these ?

[Krankenhaus Festival - a magical micro-festival @Krankenhausfest]

Info on all walks, L’al Ratty times & 50% discount code & other morning activities has been e-mailed to all festival ticket holders.
Please check your e-mails!
Whose on the Ratty?

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@batm0nki Such a lightweight threat

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Over a fortnight under the care of some wonderful staff at #MRI. 2 tasks to complete today. 1.#shitthebed 👌..... 2.Batter RM ..... Come on #berts !!!!

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@SidneyDyson I have more shit like this

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Yes !!!.... I'll take that

[niko 🇧🇼 @nik0_mcr]

Outside the stadium, City will be broadcasting the coronation of a king covered in gold + jewels, while me and my mates will be 100m away collecting food for people who can't afford to feed their families in the 6th richest country in the world. Know where I would rather be.

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@Urban_Genie @UKLabour Is that right @GVayro ?