B. Birk

I like slinging toons, listening to toons, and chatting about toons. Former 812th Sapper.

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@thejessedaniel on California Highway I must know. If I call in now, I get 3 whats?

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@JoeListComedy of all people. I know you would appreciate this. George taps on the ketchup bottle 5 times. Listen close. It’s the rhythm of the Seinfeld theme. S5E4 around 5 minutes

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@thejessedaniel That is incredible!

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@choosintexas That’s like walking up to a field of dogshit and saying “this pile of dogshit smells the best”

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@RealCntryOutlaw Cuz you’re a zynner, or you still live with mom?😂

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@Smuphy TF you mean “a decent song”.

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@AgChainCowboy Let it sit out. My grandparents would let a pot sit out for a day or two. Just warm it up in the nuker

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@thejessedaniel Hey man if there was a Jesse Daniel Documentary with all your tunes as the background music… I’d be stoked!

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@lex88di9 RUBBIN’s Racin’

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@thejessedaniel 🌽🌽🌽

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@KyleBusch He keeps his line at 2ft from the wall the entire time, yet you try to squeeze your ass up there. You can see your line move and his stay the same.

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@anymanfitness Here’s more bad news. Your kid probably sucks and travel ball is a waste of time anyways

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@V__Nasty @reactsimply Bet you’re a real good time to be around, Francis

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@V__Nasty @reactsimply Yeah I bet you could do way better. I’m sure you could make millions off comedy like he did. Oh wait, no you can’t.

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@thejessedaniel @nonregemesse The people that are trying to shape the “new culture of America” by canceling people / art, are the same people that don’t educate themselves on how things used to be. As soon as If That Ain’t Country got taken off streaming platforms in 2021, I new we were cooked as a society😔

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@KyleCoroneos I think if you made as much money as he has off music, you wouldn’t really give a rats ass at this point.

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@CensuredC @mmmmatheito @BixloriousRises @PumaChairo Smartest response

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@mmmmatheito @PumaChairo You know what ballistic gel doesn’t have?
Skin holding it all together