I'm currently looking up several Lego sets I intend to own at some point in my life.... product info be like:
Weight: x,xxkg
(...)
Needs batteries? NO
(...)
Needs assembly? YES
Lego needs assembly?! 😱😱😱
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@HellLyzard I mean, he honestly deserves everything he has. I've been there since the MySpace days and I love that he managed to turn everything around in his favour after all. And I probably wouldn't be able to handle the troubles and things he now has to deal with, but like... DAMN. 😂
Torn between "being super excited for @shanedawson's new video asdfasdfasdf I can't wait to watch" and "wanting to live another day and not die of heart palpitations because the handbag @JeffreeStar just gave him would pay all my bills and feed me for two, maybe three years" 💀
It's bittersweet facing my final chapter without her-She is simply irreplaceable. I'm finding solace in the fact that she won't BE replaced & would love the worldwide outpouring of affection from those who loved her when they heard the news.
#CarrieOnForever
In case you're wondering how my day's going...
Two blackbirds just fucked in front of my window and tore the fly screen apart while being at it.
Thanks. 🙄
#WhenBeckyLetsHimSmash
I don't care if I'm literally staring at your boobs.
If you wear a graphic tee with writing on it I will read it and you don't get to complain, sorry I don't make the rules ¯\_(ツ)_/¯