Blake Williams

[Blake Williams @_Blake_W]

@GavinNewsom Historically Unpopular Gov. Gavin Newsom*

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Congratulations SpaceX Falcon team on 60 successful launches this year!!

[Blake Williams @_Blake_W]

I have the coolest Job in the world.

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Liftoff!

[Blake Williams @_Blake_W]

Fuck Yeah Boys!!

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Liftoff!

[Blake Williams @_Blake_W]

X can no longer give it to ya....Tragic

[Blake Williams @_Blake_W]

Florida came through in less than 24 hrs with 3 mullets and a gator.

[Blake Williams @_Blake_W]

Ever notice the people who quickly dismissed the possibility of 911 being a government plot are the same people claiming voter fraud on a gigantic scale? Oh I’m the crazy one, got it. #onlyifitfitsthenarrative

[Blake Williams @_Blake_W]

Just bought my wife a couch for Mother’s Day and I’ve never felt more like an adult.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

He really has to be one of the dumbest people alive.

[Blake Williams @_Blake_W]

If people don’t start practicing social distancing around me it’s not going to be COVID-19 that puts them in the hospital, it’s going to be these hands. #SocialDistance #backthefuckup

[bomani @bomani_jones]

this is the most self-aware rapper in the history of the world.

[Blake Williams @_Blake_W]

Listening to @atmosphere at work and a coworker passes me & asks ‘is this Will Smith?’ Me: Yep! #wildwildMidWest

[Blake Williams @_Blake_W]

@mattmattsn @RottingOut

[Josh Potter @J_Potter]

Personally, I think anti-vaxxers are doing the rest of us a favor. Let some curable thing wipe them out. We have too many people anyway. Imagine how much lighter traffic would be.

[Blake Williams @_Blake_W]

If you honestly believe that Kanye is remotely qualified to be president please remove yourself from existence. #Idiocracy

[Blake Williams @_Blake_W]

This song get’ me choked up every time.

[Blake Williams @_Blake_W]

We got a puppy.Her name is Avila:) #corgi #puppylove

[Blake Williams @_Blake_W]

@PepperidgeFarm Thanks for ruining my day! The crippling anxiety of possible salmonella exposure is worse than getting the diarrhea that comes with getting salmonella 🤙🏻

[Blake Williams @_Blake_W]

@jordanrabeee Wtf?

[Blake Williams @_Blake_W]

@delcarr_ Fuck 😩