Sweetbitterleaf

Lawyer | Ambivert | Writer | Ajala | Foodie

[DataBender @Yinkaoke]

Really proud of all you women with plenty degrees and I have huge respect for y'all. Also proud of myself and my singular Lautech 'Strong 2:1' BSc.

[Moe @Mochievous]

I am having a cognitive dissonance with Lagos. I’m very careful not to say Nigeria. We all know the economy is bad (this is probably my worst year as a business) but there’s also a certain way i’ve seen money being spent that is isn’t matching with the reality on paper.

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

The issue isn’t that sex matters in marriage. For most couples, it does.

The issue is what someone does when sex is unavailable.

Cancelling a hotel reservation with your wife because she’s on her period suggests the trip wasn’t really about spending time with her it was about access to sex.

If you only do thoughtful things when you expect sex in return, then affection starts looking transactional.

That’s why some people compare it to “legal prostitution”: not because marriage is only about sex, but because kindness is being exchanged for an expected sexual reward.

[Sweetbitterleaf @_Bluecamouflage]

@iam_streetWiSe Thank you

[Sweetbitterleaf @_Bluecamouflage]

Got my balloons today 🥳🥳
+1

[Sweetbitterleaf @_Bluecamouflage]

@Kollintz Thank you

[Sweetbitterleaf @_Bluecamouflage]

@Osazeekelvin10 Thank you

[Ezinne😌 @EzinneamakaO]

You want your pregnant wife that pounds yam to look like pregnant Teni Otedola that just learnt how to fry egg like last year ?

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

Calling someone out for wearing a bikini at the beach when you came online to share that your husband was sleeping with you and his white female friend, and you seemed completely okay with it.

Abirun oshi.

[Sweetbitterleaf @_Bluecamouflage]

@adaezennaji_ So pretttyyyyyy❤️❤️❤️

[ADAEZE👩‍🍳👸-THE BLUEPRINT/ODOGWU OF BANANA BREAD @adaezennaji_]

Summer in Zanzibar 🏝️🏖️💦✨
Loved this sandbank so much, I just wish I saw a starfish too 🫠

[cοcσα @shawtie_e]

I’m going to get this off my chest.
This young lady has been documenting her fitness journey since the beginning of the year. She’s shared her progress, her diet, and the work she’s put in. When she started, some of you complained.

Now she takes herself on a solo trip, enjoys her summer, posts pictures of herself, and suddenly the weirdos come out to criticise her.
Some of you are miserable and project your insecurities onto others. You can’t stand seeing a young woman comfortable in her own skin. You want people to have low self-esteem so badly, and even then, you’d still find something to mock.
Pathetic af.

[yeriii🇵🇹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇨🇯🇵 @monkeydyeri]

And so the wheel of endless suffering spins once again.

[Ossy Vincent @ossynoya]

Nigeria still having blackouts and no light especially when it rains in year 2026 is an embarrassment to every president ,past and present that this country has ever had.
Fgs, electricity isn’t rocket science or time travel please

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

You people lie a lot.
You cannot enter an operating room with waist beads or any form of jewelry whatsoever.

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

Notice how he speaks about men’s issues separately?

He didn’t have to piggy back off women’s issues when we speak about it.

[cyn🌸 @cynugwudike]

you’re actually mad

i went to ghana and was in ghana for two days, i had 5gb worth of data and left with 3gb

i just bought 40gb data yesterday and was told its finished today

are you guys fucking mad?

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

so tinubu and co started terrorism during Jonathan's time??

[Chukwuma Kaduna Nzeogwu🙌💡 @onwuchekwa_]

If you see any Toyota Sienna 2014 GOLD colour JJJ 328 GX
Try your possible best to leave that vicinity!

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

“tinubu for another term”
but you dey Canada. if na tinubu dey rule them for Canada, you for go there??