Sir Render Safe

Christian Conservative Father Husband CPD(Ret) psBT AFAM. Common Sense Installer

[Sir Render Safe @_BombJedi]

"A socialist is someone who, having the choice to be free, prefers to be a slave, simply because they can't bear the brilliance of other human beings." #socialismsucks

[Nick Freitas @NickJFreitas]

Yup!

[Sir Render Safe @_BombJedi]

@ScottJenningsKY Being honest speaking truth and asking poignant questions won’t matter. That woman, if I can assume her gender ;/, doesn’t care.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

I couldn’t have said it more succinctly or more passionately. I will, therefore, share these words with you.

[Sir Render Safe @_BombJedi]

It’s not an accident..

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Two and a half minutes straight of Democracts calling for violence https://t.co/1jk5QwX6bi

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

'This Is A Both Sides Issue,' Says Side That Shot President Trump, Assassinated Charlie Kirk, Tried To Assassinate Kavanaugh, Tried To Shoot Trump Again, Shot Steve Scalise, Firebombed Governor Shapiro, Tried To Shoot Trump A Third Time, (cont'd) https://t.co/xtK8yqxvzK

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

He is merely the end game of inflamed rhetoric calculated to murder the President, his wife, and his Cabinet. This “useful idiot” is the tip of a spear cast into the Darkness by the Democrat Party and their propaganda organs in the “press” and late night “entertainment.”

[Sir Render Safe @_BombJedi]

@VanJones68 Maybe you tell that to your politic side. All I’ve seen is a copy and paste statement living LEOs while they currently vote to defund them.

[Sir Render Safe @_BombJedi]

This is the left. This guy ended the lefts excuses and showed exactly how
Little racism there is bc he was whining that he wasn’t considered a threat by his appearance alone.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

🚨 FULL MANIFESTO: Trump White House Correspondents' Dinner Shooter Cole Allen details his motives and targets:

"Hello everybody!

So I may have given a lot of people a surprise today. Let me start off by apologizing to everyone whose trust I abused.

I apologize to my parents for saying I had an interview without specifying it was for “Most Wanted.”

I apologize to my colleagues and students for saying I had a personal emergency (by the time anyone reads this, I probably most certainly DO need to go to the ER, but can hardly call that not a self-inflicted status.)

I apologize to all of the people I traveled next to, all the workers who handled my luggage, and all the other non-targeted people at the hotel who I put in danger simply by being near.

I apologize to everyone who was abused and/or murdered before this, to all those who suffered before I was able to attempt this, to all who may still suffer after, regardless of my success or failure.

I don’t expect forgiveness, but if I could have seen any other way to get this close, I would have taken it. Again, my sincere apologies.

On to why I did any of this:

I am a citizen of the United States of America.

What my representatives do reflects on me.

And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.

(Well, to be completely honest, I was no longer willing a long time ago, but this is the first real opportunity I’ve had to do something about it.)

While I’m discussing this, I’ll also go over my expected rules of engagement (probably in a terrible format, but I’m not military so too bad.)

Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest

Secret Service: they are targets only if necessary, and to be incapacitated non-lethally if possible (aka, I hope they’re wearing body armor because center mass with shotguns messes up people who *aren’t*

Hotel Security: not targets if at all possible (aka unless they shoot at me)

Capitol Police: same as Hotel Security

National Guard: same as Hotel Security

Hotel Employees: not targets at all

Guests: not targets at all

In order to minimize casualties I will also be using buckshot rather than slugs (less penetration through walls)

I would still go through most everyone here to get to the targets if it were absolutely necessary (on the basis that most people *chose* to attend a speech by a pedophile, rapist, and traitor, and are thus complicit) but I really hope it doesn’t come to that.

Rebuttals to objections:

Objection 1: As a Christian, you should turn the other cheek.

Rebuttal: Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed. I’m not the person raped in a detention camp. I’m not the fisherman executed without trial. I’m not a schoolkid blown up or a child starved or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration.

Turning the other cheek when *someone else* is oppressed is not Christian behavior; it is complicity in the oppressor’s crimes.

Objection 2: This is not a convenient time for you to do this.

Rebuttal: I need whoever thinks this way to take a couple minutes and realize that the world isn’t about them. Do you think that when I see someone raped or murdered or abused, I should walk on by because it would be “inconvenient” for people who aren’t the victim?

This was the best timing and chance of success I could come up with.

Objection 3: You didn’t get them all.

Rebuttal: Gotta start somewhere.

Objection 4: As a half-black, half-white person, you shouldn’t be the one doing this.

Rebuttal: I don’t see anyone else picking up the slack

Objection 5: Yield unto Caesar what is Caesar’s.

Rebuttal: The United States of America are ruled by the law, not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered.

I would also like to extend my appreciation to a great many people since I will not be likely to be able to talk with them again (unless the Secret Service is *astoundingly* incompetent.)

Thank you to my family, both personal and church, for your love over these 31 years.

Thank you to my friends, for your companionship over many years.

Thank you to my colleagues over many jobs, for your positivity and professionalism.

Thank you to my students for your enthusiasm and love of learning.

Thank you to the many acquaintances I’ve met, in person and online, for short interactions and long-term relationships, for your perspectives and inspiration.

Thank you all for everything.

Sincerely,

Cole “coldForce” “Friendly Federal Assassin” Allen

PS: Ok now that all the sappy stuff is done, what the hell is the Secret Service doing? Sorry, gonna rant a bit here and drop the formal tone.

Like, I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo.

What I got (who knows, maybe they’re pranking me!) is nothing.

No damn security.

Not in transport.

Not in the hotel.

Not in the event.

Like, the one thing that I immediately noticed walking into the hotel is the sense of arrogance.

I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat.

The security at the event is all outside, focused on protestors and current arrivals, because apparently no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the day before.

Like, this level of incompetence is insane, and I very sincerely hope it’s corrected by the time this country gets actually competent leadership again.

Like, if I was an Iranian agent, instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a damn Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed shit.

Actually insane.

Oh and if anyone is curious is how doing something like feels: it’s awful. I want to throw up; I want to cry for all the things I wanted to do and never will, for all the people whose trust this betrays; I experience rage thinking about everything this administration has done.

Can’t really recommend it! Stay in school, kids."

[Sir Render Safe @_BombJedi]

@Dundertake69 @CollinRugg Who’s the real threat to America again?

[Sir Render Safe @_BombJedi]

@ScottJenningsKY @grok what does this refer to

[Sir Render Safe @_BombJedi]

@FoxNews I think she meant to stand against the American people. I mean that is her party’s priority

[Sir Render Safe @_BombJedi]

@ScottJenningsKY What an idiot. This is why you don’t hate the MSM enough

[Sir Render Safe @_BombJedi]

He Is Risen.
God Bless you All.
Happy Easter

[Erick Erickson @EWErickson]

This was just an undocumented attack, not illegal.

[Sir Render Safe @_BombJedi]

Can’t argue with this logic. Maybe Rs should get off their arses and do something

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

Apparently, arresting Maduro and killing Khamenei were easier than getting a Republican Senate majority to pass the Save America Act.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

The SAVE Act is the single most important issue to 95% of Republican voters. If you can’t pass it with a majority in the House, the Senate, the Supreme Court and a Republican President, then somebody owns your ass, buddy.

Who owns John Thune?

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Proud to be an American. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

The irony is too much. Democrats are a clown show.