Knotty Tee 😈✨

You cannot have a positive life with a negative mind| Free spirit ⛵️✨

[Knotty Tee 😈✨ @_BornImperfect]

@GeorgiaDOL trying to figure out why I was on hold for 3 hours just to be told the system is down 🙄😒 as if getting the run around for the last 3 weeks hasn’t been irritating enough

[Knotty Tee 😈✨ @_BornImperfect]

@KendamilUK @Kendamil_USA what is this? Nothing hard should be in powdered formula! I’ve bragged so hard about the infant goat but this is unacceptable. No one should find tiny, hard objects in their babies formula. Like we waited 3 weeks for formula just to have to throw it out

[Knotty Tee 😈✨ @_BornImperfect]

@PecannSundae 👋🏾

[yc @yc]

Q bringing back content creator as a slur >>>

[Big $unny❤️‍🔥✨ @souljahsunny_]

When Wayne says “I ain’t never ran from a nxgga & I damn sure ain’t bouto pick today to start runnin” I feel it in my spirit. Real gospel.

[Knotty Tee 😈✨ @_BornImperfect]

I can’t believe I’m officially 30 🤯

[Knotty Tee 😈✨ @_BornImperfect]

It seems like the smell of 💩 is embedded in my nose. So tired of shitty diapers 🥴

[Knotty Tee 😈✨ @_BornImperfect]

Bubba has been keeping me on my toes these last two days 😮‍💨 I’m so glad he’s feeling better

[Knotty Tee 😈✨ @_BornImperfect]

Finally…. Sleep 😴

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Once you start using dark mode on your phone,there is no turning back.

[Knotty Tee 😈✨ @_BornImperfect]

Meanwhile he just had the nerve to tell me he just got relaxed and I had to ask him when tf does he see me relax 🤔 I’ll wait cause I definitely don’t not even when I’m sleep

[Knotty Tee 😈✨ @_BornImperfect]

This child won’t give me a break & gives his father the hardest of times when I leave them together 😩

[Knotty Tee 😈✨ @_BornImperfect]

Whew these past few days have been 🥴

[Knotty Tee 😈✨ @_BornImperfect]

@iamkimosabe 🤣🤣🤣 that’s an argument waiting to happen atp whatever wakes him up is worth it 😂

[Knotty Tee 😈✨ @_BornImperfect]

I’m up every 2-3 hours to breastfeed the baby, change him & put him back to sleep while he gets uninterrupted sleep every night

[Knotty Tee 😈✨ @_BornImperfect]

By the time I finish pumping he’ll be up ready to eat 😩 ima make his bottle & go to sleep. It’s daddy’s turn tonight, I’m muh’fuckin ti’ed

[Knotty Tee 😈✨ @_BornImperfect]

@iamkimosabe I try 🥴 he sleeps like a bear in hibernation. Sometimes I just let the baby cry until he wakes up then I roll over & go to sleep

[The Brave Chef👨🏿‍🍳 🏁 @TheBraveChef]

yes it does.... but it belongs in the sauce. a very small amount to offset the acidity of the tomatoes.

not on top like a damn crème brûlée

[222 🩷 @favoritesenpaii]

FACE CARD AND MY FAVORITE COSPLAY EVER IN EXISTENCE‼️‼️

[MacGeo 🐋 @ash1durr]

Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.

[Knotty Tee 😈✨ @_BornImperfect]

Anywho I’m about to enjoy my first postpartum bath 🛀 🎶