Brielle Lewis

Wife to Sawyer || IBC Alumna || Coffee Enthusiast || Book Lover || Musician || Ted Talk Binge Watcher

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High-key need a service dog that detects when I’m procrastinating.

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Listen. I’m not old enough for my childhood style to be back in “vintage” fashion. And tapes are the WORST way to play music, please don’t bring it back. WE MOVED ON FOR A REASON.

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“He who fears he shall suffer already suffers what he fears.” -Michel de Montaigne

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Just realized that I’ve started using a different stovetop burner than I usually do for no apparent reason and now I’m concerned as to why I have a favorite burner and why I’m acting like a psychopath by changing it after all these years.

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I don’t know what the right way to start a morning is, but I know that it is not by hearing the phrase “Showers aren’t for puppies!”

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Setting my “out of office” note as follows: “You may contact me if you are literally dying or if you have the power to fire me. If not, it will wait.” Ain’t no devil gonna steal my joy or my PTO. ✌🏻

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Sawyer is trying to convince me that a corn dog dispenser is NOT a good idea.

Well, this was a fun marriage.

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Me: Do you love me?
Sawyer: Sonic is closed.
Me: I wasn’t going to ask for a coke, just affirmation, but thanks.
#loveyoutoo

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It should be required that a 2 week notice of excessive noise is given to everyone within a .5 mile radius of a roofing project.

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Finally found my normal brand of TP so I think things are looking up from here 🧻

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I love working from home full time now. I love my husband. I love that my husband gets to work from home. I’m not sure how I ended up at Target 👀

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I guess since the library is closed, I’m finally gonna have to read all those books I actually bought and never cracked open... #thanksrona

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Sawyer: “What is worship for?”
Student: “Whooping for God”
🙌🏻🙌🏻 😂 #youthministry

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Happy Halloween. I’m going as that person that uses Halloween just as an excuse to wear a sweatshirt to work.

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I’m ‘It’s only 9:45 and my iPhone just suggested I set my alarm for 6:30 tomorrow morning’ old.

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Coworker: “I can see it in your eyes.”
Me: “See what?”
Coworker: “Allergies. You’re sick. Go home.”

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Only a Chinese takeout place in Chicago would have Mexican sodas. #themeltingpot

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“Go drink your coffee and come back later.” -my coworkers after trying to explain something to me at 8 in the morning before coffee

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Is it really an express lane if the cashier moves at the pace of a tortoise?

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Here’s the dilemma: If I leave on time for work, I’m late because of traffic; If I l leave early for work, I’m too early because I avoid the traffic altogether. There is no winning.