Catwalk Assassin

A reader📚
A writer🖋️
A philosopher🎓
A wild thing🍃

[Catwalk Assassin @_BuhleDlamini]

@SqSehrish Aman?

[Catwalk Assassin @_BuhleDlamini]

@OliLondonTV The same. But more sad.

[NOEL. @ninaanoell]

i love moms who only have 1 child & it’s a girl

[Catwalk Assassin @_BuhleDlamini]

@0xadou HE'S the average-looking one

[Catwalk Assassin @_BuhleDlamini]

Me af!

[_Munahhh @_SoftHR]

If you ever see me without my earrings, just know I’m having the worst day of my life.

[Catwalk Assassin @_BuhleDlamini]

@fiagirly Does Kim even know who she is?

[NI @KisssmyyK]

This boring ass planet no aliens, dragons or giants just dumb ass people & bills

[Catwalk Assassin @_BuhleDlamini]

I see Charlie Kirk was also in attendance

[最近の人気ツイ @love_channnn]

【祝砲】ついに「スパイダーマン婚」が実現。
トム・ホランドとゼンデイヤ。
世界中が待ち望んだ、本物のラブストーリーが完結です。

■10年にわたる愛の軌跡
・2016年の共演以来、噂と否定を繰り返す
・別れを経て、2021年に復縁。
・ついに、劇中の恋が現実の「永遠」に。

■異次元のパワーカップル
・二人の総資産は合わせて約82億円
・ハリウッドで最も「好感度が高い」二人
・名声も富も、すべてを手にした完璧な結末。

■世界が熱狂する理由
公開されたウェディング姿は、まさに映画のワンシーン。
身長差さえも愛おしい、自然体な二人の姿に
「これこそが理想の夫婦」と称賛が止まりません。

スクリーンを越えて結ばれた、奇跡のような二人。
あなたはこの「ハッピーエンド」、予想していましたか？

[𝔾✨ @_graycexx]

Funny how the girl who dreams of traveling the whole world and the girl who won't leave the house for three days straight are the same person

[Catwalk Assassin @_BuhleDlamini]

Wait... What exactly do you think gets put in there? Lmaooo

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Toilet paper goes in the toilet, and I’m not debating it with anyone. Having a trash can in the bathroom is unhygienic.

[karla♟️ @kxtuitta]

Por que a gente parou de fazer camisetas com tecidos que limpavam os óculos?

[Catwalk Assassin @_BuhleDlamini]

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[ZerofilterZone @duicebiggs]

Yall think nipple piercings cute until you looking like this😭💔✌🏽

[Catwalk Assassin @_BuhleDlamini]

@lecterlivia Are the typos in the room with us?

[robert @robertxyo]

remédio pra um doido é realmente um doido e meio

[Catwalk Assassin @_BuhleDlamini]

@LukaLev Y'all just be hating on happy people.

[Ntobeko Ⓜ️ @Mr_Mchunu]

A woman, after spending her own money:

[Catwalk Assassin @_BuhleDlamini]

@meaghanonmymind Very crazy. Say it back ❤️

[bimbotech.co @bossbratbimbo]

I’m a woman. this is a permanent state of being when dealing w men

[Catwalk Assassin @_BuhleDlamini]

@mrmikeMTL Something human

[𝓤. @_fuego98]

Never met a nigga funnier than me