Burty

Just here for the football.

[Burty @_Burty23]

@JDSports what's your return policy if I order a birthday present online?
I want to order ASAP but I might have to return if the trainers don't fit.

[Lara © @laazarini7]

My tribute to the one & only Harry Kane 🐐

Enjoy 💙🤍💙

[Jason Burt @JBurtTelegraph]

Wow

[Tottenham Funnies @SpursFunnies]

Phenomenal

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

History makers. 💫

EVERY Harry and Sonny goal and assist from their incredible @premierleague record.

[Dave Raybould @daveraybould]

In Britain we call this club Tottenham Hotspur FC

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Nuno Espirito Santo could reportedly be sacked by Tottenham, with sources claiming that being tactically outclassed by Ole Gunnar Solskjaer was the last straw.

[Craig @panks_79]

If Spurs were a restaurant; it’d look like this and serve this!!!

[The Spurs Web @thespursweb]

If Tottenham Hotspur was a video:

[Paddy 🇮🇪🇪🇸 @hartnett1977]

If Spurs was a plane

[The Spurs Web @thespursweb]

🚨 NEW: Manchester City have made it clear that the reported £160million deal for Tottenham striker Harry Kane is nonsense. [@StuBrennanMEN]

[Daily Hotspur @Daily_Hotspur]

#thfc forward Heung-min Son's goal against Burnley has won the @FIFAcom Puskás Award. | Official

[Surrey Police @SurreyPolice]

Officers were called at 06:15 to a collision on the M3 northbound towards London just after Junction 3. The road is closed at Junction 3, & we ask the public to find alternative routes this morning.

We cannot give more details at this stage - but will do so in the coming hours.

[Tottenham Funnies @SpursFunnies]

Tottenham 2020

[FootballFunnys @FootballFunnys]

BREAKING: Bruno Fernandes has arrived in Mykonos to help Harry Maguire with the penalty he faces.

More to follow...

[Roads Policing - Surrey Police - UK @SurreyRoadCops]

The M25 remains CLOSED between junction 6 and 8 due to this flooding.

@HighwaysSEAST have managed to pump enough water to get the hard shoulder running, so those trapped in the closure will slowly make their way through.

Police are now resuming and HE will continue to deal.

[Wriggy @Wriggy]

Never forget the time @IAmChrisRamsey shot down Katie Hopkins on Celebrity Juice

[Billy Dunmore @Dunmoreorless]

A Premier League footballer is providing kids with school meals because your government won’t. And THIS is what depresses you?