CIARÁN

I major in movies and my takes are correct 200 percent of the time

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Slinging this dick papacy style, call me Rodrigo Borgia

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Hey just fyi my buddy Doug, yeah he has a 746 credit score btw

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I’m conceptualizing my magnum opus, my greatest bit

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@ThunderGamingLA Can I play olimar

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NO BECAUSE OF COURSE IT WOULDNT

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Fuck you elon

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If I die today Julian can have my steam account

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Honestly if I was riding another man’s dick this hard I’d end it all

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Bros out here behaving like a Jill Stein voter

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Non zero chance I recreate “I wish I knew how to quit you” with a cardboard cut out of a Robot

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Sometimes you gotta get chic fil a brekky at 8 am drunk

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Why the fuck doesn’t my school have McDonalds I just want a McGriddle for my brekky

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They call me Glenn quagmire

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i know its wrong to speculate about peoples sexuality but lowkey i live speculating about peoples sexualities

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I’m sick and my throat is so sore when I speak I sound like a T Boy

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I love Beer, Cigarettes, and Dragon Ball Z

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I think if you are broke and a furry you are a failure, real furries make hella dough

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So much new girl in the past week

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Does an unpaid internship count as a job

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Beerio party was a bad idea, me and daisy too drunk

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Night dessert is the kinda dessert you eat at night

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Using smosh Reddit stories as a baby sitter while I make night dinner (the kinda dinner you make at night)

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I did come back with my night dessert and they are still there