Caitlin🦋

[Joey @JoeySadler_]

Sam Thompson to Fred at any given opportunity #ImACeleb

[Daily Cannon is on Bluesky @DailyCannon]

A goalkeeper just saved a penalty in a World Cup Final and you can't buy her shirt because @nike didn't bother producing one.

[ben @d2ws_]

Boy george- “they actually thanked me when i left prison” #ImACeleb

[Maddie @repson123]

Boy George is so close to chaining Matt to a radiator #ImACeleb

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

[hlubi 925 @Hlubi_Stone]

Simon Leviev: “Peter hurt”

[James @JamesHawker9]

When you’ve just ordered the £500 steak at Nusr-Et Steakhouse but Instas down

[Freddie @fredh_]

If you’ve panic bought petrol today you have the IQ level of a fish

[Ali Ghavami @AliGhavami94]

“I was told there would be shots”

[DG @DannyBGreen]

I’ve ended up looking like the wrong Phil

[Jennifer Agnew @jen_agnew]

Surely, SURELY, there is an easier way to get a doctors appointment

[Ólafur Waage @olafurw]

Weird way to do subtitles for the Formula 1 race.

[jack rem @jackremmington]

It’s the 5 year anniversary of David’s Dead!!! Treat yourself and watch this multiple times

[Caitlin🦋 @_CaitlinStevens]

Please sign this petition to make dog theft a specific criminal offence: https://t.co/COUTPo87pl

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

yeah sex is cool but what about when you’re cutting wrapping paper and it goes ——— instead of ~~~~~

[Caitlin🦋 @_CaitlinStevens]

@Hermesparcels Hey there, I’m trying to reschedule the delivery of a parcel and I’ve already tried twice online but to no avail. Can somebody please contact me to provide further assistance with this. Many thanks☺️

[Stephen Akase @akase_stephen]

Hi my name is Stephen I’m a kid from Africa i play basketball and would love to study and play for a school in America please if there’s someone out there who can help me please do but if you can’t please help me retweet this till an nba player or highschool coach sees it

[Ledbury Dan @LedburyGas]

Waiting to find out what tier you're in.

[Jaz Sanderson - DICEHEART OUT NOW!!! 🎲 @OrangeJuiceJaz]

Laura looking around the bake off tent #GBBOFinal #GBBO