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[🚀 @_CallMeChin]

Summer Dayz ☀️

[👽 @awwheyuu]

Never forget when KG stopped mid interview because he didn't like Craig Sager's outfit

[Parelli @Jaypareil]

The only nigga who want it more than me rn, is me tomorrow

[🚀 @_CallMeChin]

I love being productive while football is playing in the background

[🚀 @_CallMeChin]

@blvckomo Awww, is that what you’re doing ? 🥹🥹🥹

[9 @blvckomo]

in the bed rubbing my feet together during a thunderstorm on a friday night >>>

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

When yo girl passed out but her hœ friends still up takin shots

[acce @accekid]

When you open Instagram and see an intresting post on Threads but you can't read it all because you're never going to download that app

[Big Smoke AKA The Best Smelling Nigga in the World @100PercentCocky]

Me after I put my tongue in her ass, made her nutt 4 times, cry twice & fed her tacos and she ask “where do you see us going from here?”

[Maffay @maffay38]

“Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify.”

Grok

[🌨️ @NotLikeRuss]

“Describe the 2026 Cowboys defense”

[MattBeGreat @mattbegreatyt]

I just witnessed a murder

[Peng @Acedouglas_01]

secretly?? lmao, i love hoes so much, the only problem is when they want me to take them seriously.

[lanayè. @loveeprii_]

hey! when y’all friends be killing ppl, why yall be in the comments saying free them?👀

[22gunner @Gnar1104]

-refusing to ask for help
-downplaying your achievements
-isolating yourself instead of communicating
-saying "yes" to everything
-neglecting your own needs
-avoiding important responsibilities
-flooding your mind with negativity
-always chasing perfection

[Shubham @aShubhamz]

Time between Offer letter and joining date.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

John Harbaugh in Baltimore:

🏈18 seasons
🏈180-113 record
🏈13-11 postseason record
🏈Super Bowl championship

[Lethal Shooter @LethalShooter__]

Shout out to MEN who haven't felt okay lately but you still get up everyday and refuse to quit, stay strong brothers.✅

[Maiya The Don @maiyathedon]

there no secret to consistency in the gym. i’m in there fueled purely by vanity and spite

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Lady: do you drink beer?

Me: yes.

Lady: how many per day?
Me: 3.

Lady: how much do you pay per beer?

Me: $5 each including tip.

Lady: how long have you been drinking?

Me: about 20 years.

Lady: 3 beers a day equates to $450 per month or $5,400 per year. In 20 years, that's $108,000.

Me: sounds correct.

Lady: did you know that if you put that money into a savings account, that after interest, you would have had enough money to buy a plane?

Me: do you drink beer?

Lady: no.

Me: where's your fucking plane?