TheProfessionalAsshole 💋

I don’t know why I deleted my twitter but hey here I am again.

[TheProfessionalAsshole 💋 @_CallMeTeQuila]

Someone told me the reason I can’t lose anymore weight is because my current weight is the lowest I’m suppose to go and

[TheProfessionalAsshole 💋 @_CallMeTeQuila]

Them: You look happier
Me: Thanks! I’m drunk 🙃

[TheProfessionalAsshole 💋 @_CallMeTeQuila]

Omfggggggggggggg Episode 3 #BeautyInBlack

[TheProfessionalAsshole 💋 @_CallMeTeQuila]

Not this bitch Kimmie smitten over Horace #BeautyInBlack

[TheProfessionalAsshole 💋 @_CallMeTeQuila]

Rain is annoying af. She doesn’t listen at all & thinks she smarter than everybody #BeautyInBlack

[Toni Childs @Vitaminndeee]

Donnell Jones can’t sing live. I’m already irritated! #verzuz

[TheProfessionalAsshole 💋 @_CallMeTeQuila]

Crowd look bored. Stage crew look bored 🥱 #verzuz

[TheProfessionalAsshole 💋 @_CallMeTeQuila]

Crowd too quiet #verzuz

[TheProfessionalAsshole 💋 @_CallMeTeQuila]

Serious Question:
Does she have a BET AWARD?! 🤔
#BETAwards

[TheProfessionalAsshole 💋 @_CallMeTeQuila]

Omgggggggg I’m gagged!! @iamcardib #BETAwards

[TheProfessionalAsshole 💋 @_CallMeTeQuila]

Olannnnnnndriaaaaaa #BETAwards2026 #BETAwards

[MISS VIRGO @varruechexo]

Don’t worry Kayda we sent that bitch home!!!!!!!!!! He ain’t got nobody!

[toni childs black @Clitsalt]

You did that to yourself aniya i dont really feel bad. #loveislandusa

[TheProfessionalAsshole 💋 @_CallMeTeQuila]

She did all that & for what?! #LoveIslandUSA

[joni 𓆩♡𓆪 @sosxctrl]

when you gotta make sure you’re actually seeing what you’re seeing 😭

[toni childs black @Clitsalt]

Aniya you're not very smart

[TheProfessionalAsshole 💋 @_CallMeTeQuila]

The villa girks literally telling KC to stand up for himself but talking over him & not letting him speak #LoveIslandUSA

[TheProfessionalAsshole 💋 @_CallMeTeQuila]

I don’t even wanna vote for Carl to come back in. Imma vote for Corey lol #LoveIslandUSA

[TheProfessionalAsshole 💋 @_CallMeTeQuila]

For Melanie to say Carl is perfect for her but pick sincere is madness!!! #LoveIslandUSA

[TheProfessionalAsshole 💋 @_CallMeTeQuila]

Honestly, if Alanna was still there, Zach would’ve definitely came back with her #LoveIslandUSA

[TheProfessionalAsshole 💋 @_CallMeTeQuila]

“Y’all ain’t more pounds than me!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 #Verzuz

[TheProfessionalAsshole 💋 @_CallMeTeQuila]

Why ain’t nobody tell me Lizzie McGuire was going on tour!!!? I’m mad