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[🐼 @_CallMejaye]

We’re living in a simulation and this is my only way of communicating with you.

[🐼 @_CallMejaye]

This is literally how all preschools travel with groups this age because it's safer and they don't know how to walk in a line yet.

[🐼 @_CallMejaye]

I wouldn't have 5 babies because I don't want 5 babies.

[Riss💕 @doseofRiss]

Y’all associate motherhood with struggle that’s why you wouldn’t have 5 babies.

[coolest monkey in the jungle @__BJ_]

The year is 2026 and people that smoke weed think if they enter a room where no weed is smoked people won't smell the weed.... Lol... None of that spray works

[🐼 @_CallMejaye]

Why is my aunty using my picture for promos on Facebook lmao

[🐼 @_CallMejaye]

57 more mins and im off til Tuesday

[🐼 @_CallMejaye]

God can you strike the internet towers so I can get off early please

[🐼 @_CallMejaye]

I genuinely wouldn't care. But if it ever happened, they're welcome.

[☆ @DiaryofDeonnaa]

Yall rather have yall camera roll leaked or yall text messages leaked

[🐼 @_CallMejaye]

Let me go be nice to my dad and see if he'll budge

[🐼 @_CallMejaye]

Trying to convince my mom to slide me a Jamaican citizenship but she's being selfish

[🐼 @_CallMejaye]

I get monthly "I should've gotten you pregnant" texts from the same man & im going to have to report him as a terrorist atp.

[🐼 @_CallMejaye]

Fire alarm going off and my sister is sleeping through it. Literally had to go wake her up cause why tf can't you hear this shit

[🐼 @_CallMejaye]

Seeing my mom. That lady was always at work 🫠

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

FOR THOSE WHO DIDN'T GROW UP PRIVILEGED, NAME SOMETHING YOU THOUGHT WAS A LUXURY WHEN YOU WERE A KID

[🐼 @_CallMejaye]

Love Like Honey - Pretty Ricky

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

NAME A SONG YOU HAD NO BUSINESS SINGING GROWING UP…

[🐼 @_CallMejaye]

I work in HR and my coworker is always asking me why I keep getting people who cry 😭 idk why

[🐼 @_CallMejaye]

Apple is a bitch

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Or watching your exes accounts when you're in a new relationship. It's a tad bit odd.

[🐼 @_CallMejaye]

I never understood hurting someone and then spending the rest of your life stalking them.

[🐼 @_CallMejaye]

Speakeasy > Club/ Bar

[🐼 @_CallMejaye]

I have to make a trip to Utah

[🐼 @_CallMejaye]

This is the millionth time I've ordered something from a restaurant and they gave me something I'm allergic to 🙂