Carly Gum

My bff is the Queen | ♐️

[𝕂𝕆𝕂𝕆 @kokorashell]

if the shower water isn’t gonna scorch my body like a turning rotisserie chicken I don’t want it

[Carly Gum @_CarlyRose_]

Pumphouse pizza at 1am is unmatched

[Carly Gum @_CarlyRose_]

@queenbee_linzy

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

my friends & i when we go out:

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I’m the dad friend which is like the mom friend but instead of taking care of people I don’t answer texts and I know a thousand extremely specific facts that are in no way useful ever

[Carly Gum @_CarlyRose_]

To the twat that stole my Amazon package, if you think I won’t Liam Neeson your ass you’re sorely mistaken. I will look for you & I will find you.

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

it's terrifying that ur brain is fully developed by the time you hit age 25. like no renovations? that's it? im getting close and i gotta say im not liking what im seeing so far

[Suzan✨ @stfusuzan]

Can we normalize being quiet in the morning

[Natalie|Ugc Creator @natondeckugc]

Unpopular opinion: I absolutely LOVE subtitles. Ya girl can't hear shit.

[𝕂𝕆𝕂𝕆 @kokorashell]

can we normalize hotel checkout times after 12pm

[Carly Gum @_CarlyRose_]

I would rather talk to Satan himself than speak to another insurance representative about a medical bill that is inaccurate.

[Carly Gum @_CarlyRose_]

@lexilyn7 That’s good because the Starbucks at central and hillside takes a day and a half

[Stephen @onyeka_sk]

I want whatever the people who run at 6am have

[Carly Gum @_CarlyRose_]

@_enileDAM @ministrawn10 @malpalheincker Awe, I miss you guys. Although, I don’t miss the hours spent in that library.

[Carly Gum @_CarlyRose_]

The Shining, my mother told me it was a comedy when I was 10