Carm!

“Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies.”

[Carm! @_Carmesan_]

@dog_rates @Trupanion will never pass an opportunity to post Kalani

[Asshole 💩 @ItsReddAgainn]

Not adults, CHILDREN. INNOCENT CHILDREN

[Stream Don’t Leave Me On The Dancefloor @Neil_McNeil]

This happened to my good friend Wanda Maximoff

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

The last time I had a problem with my pharmacy that kept me from getting a refill of Effexor on time, the withdrawals sent me into psychosis and led to an attempt. This will quite literally kill people.

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[･ ༝ ･ abi @maximiffy]

not believing this until i see it with my own two wanda maximoff lover eyes

[top chud @chud366]

no wonder that nigga sykkuno was so good at among us

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

My brother was unemployed for a year and his girl held him down the entire time. He recently got a job and has been working steadily. I asked him how was his girl and he said “OH A NIGGA GOT A JOB AND MONEY NOW, I LEFT HER.” I pulled over and put that ngga right on out my car.

[Niccoya @niccoyat]

Ik somebody that’s gonna buy this rn in pink n try to run sims on it w/ 400gb of cc.

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

Who fucking closed last night?

[𝖘𝖆𝖘𝖍𝖆˚☽˚.⋆ @eviefoxiee]

co-op??? i hope my boyfriend is ready to be a winx

[Spf 0520 @Kegbu1]

Could have just switched to family medicine btw, ain’t need to do all that

[Jason Terry @jasonterry2024]

King Von upset at the current murder rate in Chicago

[Carm! @_Carmesan_]

Nirvana is knowing that it’s all Strange’s fault. Buddy “searched” all those timelines and “this was the only way” but was shocked in the Multiverse of Madness of the different outcomes.

He should’ve waved his fingers around, made a circle to Thor and snatched his ass up.

[Jay ⋆˙⟡ 🪐 @spectrumarvel]

Maturing is realizing that Thor should’ve been on Titan to help them after getting Stormbreaker…

Especially after the first scene where Thanos said to the Black Order to deliver the stones to him on Titan. So Thor knew already…

And anyone would’ve reacted the same way that Quill did (but if Thor was there he probably could’ve prevented that from happening… Or at least stopped Thanos before Quill lost his temper)

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

My grandpa got bitten by a spider and he was really upset so i went to get some cream but before i could leave the room i heard him say “at this age i can't handle the responsibility of being a spiderman”. Lmfao

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

This how I use to be arguing with bitches on Stardoll in 3rd grade. I was built for this internet shit 😂

[Alveus Sanctuary @AlveusSanctuary]

🎂💚

[Penelope_Eckhart @BruceWayne9851]

This was her being REASONABLE by the way 💀

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Either we ban AI or we reinstate Panera Suicide Beverages, I just want us to be consistent

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

babe… you hardly touched my last nerve, are you ok?

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

Imagine overdrafting at BeastBank and waking up in Squid Game.