Teresa Newsome Altomare

Basically a dumpster kitten with human thumbs.

[Teresa Newsome Altomare @_CasualT]

I'm a menace to the invasive worm community, and I'd like to formally apologize for my hate speech. You keep destroying our underground forest habitats, worm friends. Just steal all the soil-based habitats you can. Facebook has your back.

[Teresa Newsome Altomare @_CasualT]

You need it. #anal #coloring

[Teresa Newsome Altomare @_CasualT]

@GeorgiaShenk Phew. So many emotions.

[Teresa Newsome Altomare @_CasualT]

@growupjazmin It should come with a warning! That movie made me an emotional mess!

[Teresa Newsome Altomare @_CasualT]

@growupjazmin The beginning of Up 😭😭😭

[Teresa Newsome Altomare @_CasualT]

You do not have to be good. You do not have to walk on your knees
for a hundred miles through the desert repenting. You only have to let the soft animal of your body
love what it loves. Tell me about despair, yours, and I will tell you mine. Meanwhile the world goes on.
Meanwhile

[Aloïs 🌻🌈 @_adropofred]

What's something you can quote by heart enough of to fill up a tweet character limit?

[Teresa Newsome Altomare @_CasualT]

@notreallyjcm Fully subscribed to this energy today.

[Teresa Newsome Altomare @_CasualT]

@ajlobster It's really useful. I laminated it.

[Teresa Newsome Altomare @_CasualT]

I would punch anyone who chose to punch my boss 🤷‍♀️

[sea-born scarlet ✷ @jejunevampyre]

“i hate [zodiac sign]”
hope u find closure with your ex buddy

[Teresa Newsome Altomare @_CasualT]

#thingsyousayin2020

[Teresa Newsome Altomare @_CasualT]

@QuarantinedLove Is this Adam? Did my wife Shannon make this account? This has to be Shan.

[Teresa Newsome Altomare @_CasualT]

Lots of love to my co-worker's family. Please stay home.

[cosmic alicia keyz @growupjazmin]

five members of my family in Madrid have corona
they're young and healthy and are totally going to be fine, but they also quarantined themselves away from the older members of my family once news broke
if they hadn't, this 100% would have been fatal
think about others y'all

[Teresa Newsome Altomare @_CasualT]

@NoabatMiri I'm non-threatening and adorable, but not like, infantilizingly so?

[Teresa Newsome Altomare @_CasualT]

Talking worst 1st dates & mine's so on brand. It's the time a guy said to me, in a Quiznos, "you're awesome but I could never have sex w/you cause when I tried to picture it - - by the end I was carrying you around in my pocket." What exactly does one do with that information?

[Teresa Newsome Altomare @_CasualT]

At least pandemic is not without its small gifts.

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

Gloria Gaynor washing her hands to I Will Survive is the hand washing video I didn’t know I needed

[Teresa Newsome Altomare @_CasualT]

Tag yourself, I'm "oops sorry, you go ahead."

[Teresa Newsome Altomare @_CasualT]

<3 Jazmin <3 Love watching her show!

[cosmic alicia keyz @growupjazmin]

for #internationalwomensday, I sat down with singer/activist @msmichaelapaige, the perfect embodiment of what it means to be a woman, and talked about overcoming insecurity throughout our journey into womanhood in the age of bullying & social media 🦋| https://t.co/Fac57zFsff