chelsea

50% child 50% old soul

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

when a girl says “5 mins” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter and both teams have all their timeouts

[chelsea @_ChelsSmith]

@itsLogDog Yes that big beautiful boy 🥺

[chelsea @_ChelsSmith]

Idc if it’s been a year I still miss my dog like it was yesterday and I feel awful for the life he has now but hey at least my ex’s new girl can post a photo of him once a month like they actually take care of him right?

[chelsea @_ChelsSmith]

Shoutout to my ex and his new girl that have to keep tabs on what bars I’m out at so they can peacefully suck each others face in public 🤣😭

[chelsea @_ChelsSmith]

I’m sorry but men really should start thanking women for not being as toxic as we could be 🙃

[chelsea @_ChelsSmith]

Maybe it’s this sickness I have but ya girl is just feeling defeated….

[chelsea @_ChelsSmith]

@karlzbad_ Omg how didn’t I think of this?!

[chelsea @_ChelsSmith]

The amount of stress I’ve been under lately is really about to make me take a solo vacation for the first time in my life

[chelsea @_ChelsSmith]

@shaleeannalex I am all for this idea 🙌🏼😂

[chelsea @_ChelsSmith]

@alexisssrk OH YEAH 😂

[chelsea @_ChelsSmith]

When your ex refers to your break up after 10 years as an “adjustment” know you made the right choice 😅

[chelsea @_ChelsSmith]

@Megan_Wilbur We’ll have to plan a weekend getaway in the very near future

[chelsea @_ChelsSmith]

I’m going to need a god damn vacation at the end of this 😅

[chelsea @_ChelsSmith]

@karlzbad_ @_mirandabeeman Yes bitch they do. Part of the many reasons I’m dying to go! Tag me in 😘

[kait @twitRless_ks]

If you’re against abortions don’t fucking get an abortion - but do not dictate how others choose to deal with their body

[chelsea @_ChelsSmith]

@karlzbad_ Oh lord what do I have in store 🥴

[chelsea @_ChelsSmith]

If you don’t need two full days to recover from a bachelorette did you even do it right?

[chelsea @_ChelsSmith]

@MarJ_Orie I feel this in my soul 🙌🏼

[Spray on Shoes @marcelinee__]

I be missing Mac Miller like we grew up together

[Colleen K @CRK274]

I feel like I should be able to put “never had an ex that didn’t try to come back” on my resume. No? Ok