chels™

psych professor. horror lover. slow puzzler. bill hader simp. she/her.

[chels™ @_ChelseaChelsea]

Today my flight home got stuck on the tarmac for like six hours because of storms in our arrival city and it turns out in an emergency, my role is to be the person who lightens the tension with inappropriate jokes about who we’re going to eat first

[chels™ @_ChelseaChelsea]

HOLY SHIT am I glad I snagged a ticket to see #FreshMeat tonight! @deadmeatjames my theater was rolling! What a fantastic showcase of creative horror!!

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[chels™ @_ChelseaChelsea]

@xomaybebaylee Do we think it’s bc she’s annoyed at another early elimination or is there something going on this season that I’m missing? I know they never give her ringers but the discourse is extra spicy this season so I’m wondering if I missed some lore 😅

[chels™ @_ChelseaChelsea]

Oh no Britt is PISSED #DWTS

[chels™ @_ChelseaChelsea]

@erikasrenee And when Pasha choreographs a flawless freestyle for her in the finale and it breaks my brain forever, what then??

[chels™ @_ChelseaChelsea]

@darcyreys I said this last week but Julia’s height is just REALLY working against her (at least that’s what it looks like to my untrained eye). I think she had a lot more fun with this dance but I agree, it felt messy and you can see her thinking about her next steps in real time.

[chels™ @_ChelseaChelsea]

AMBER CONTINUES TO DEVOUR THAT BALLROOM #DWTS

[chels™ @_ChelseaChelsea]

I’m rewatching #AHSCult for no particular reason and internally screaming because in 2017 this was ridiculous dialogue and now it’s not even the most annoying thing I’ve seen a liberal say in the past HOUR.

[Kelsey Burgess @kelseburgess]

Tyler barely dances and takes his shirt off—gets a 6. Connor stumbles a bit but truly dances and rocks the tango—gets a 5…MAKE IT MAKE SENSE #dwts

[chels™ @_ChelseaChelsea]

Wait Guillermo had a lil somethin’ going on there #dwts

[chels™ @_ChelseaChelsea]

@johanntimkang I think he was waiting for her permission to smile because she warned him not to 😂😂

[chels™ @_ChelseaChelsea]

Pasha and Amber look SO GOOD together. I think they’re the most visually well-suited couple this season, like they just genuinely pair so perfectly. #dwts

[chels™ @_ChelseaChelsea]

Jan really choreographs beautifully and this was such a perfect concept for Tatyana. She looked so gorgeous 🥹 #dwts

[chels™ @_ChelseaChelsea]

EZRA ARE YOU KIDDING ME

BEST DANCE OF THE NIGHT

#dancingwiththestars #dwts

[chels™ @_ChelseaChelsea]

Bruno is sooooo fed up with having no time to give feedback. He is all of us 💀
#dwts #dancingwiththestars

[trea @brookelivs]

trinity welcome to my top 4 favorite islanders of all time list like she cleared this so bad

[Vannah🎀 @psavannahhh]

CARL TEARING UP SEEING ANIYA BREAK DOWN AND TALK DOWN ON HERSELF💔💔💔💔

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

Brad Pitt and Edward Norton in the building for USMNT!

[mariana @pastapilled]

Does Sisyphus forget of his boulder