Psychosis Enjoyer

i have a problem and i like having a problem

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

have you been working out your honor

[ᅠ @wfl0wrz]

white people be like yeah i cried over a ween song

[Psychosis Enjoyer @_ChocolateDon]

@Hermesthethrice @rape_monster Their shows in early 2010s were transformative experiences. Especially the tour for (III) was just... the sound system at the venue was the best I've ever heard. I still think about that concert regularly.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Dear Microsoft, when I hit the Windows Start menu key and start typing a word to autocomplete a search, I never, ever, EVER want it to return results of something not on my computer. Ever. Like, ever, ever, never.

[Psychosis Enjoyer @_ChocolateDon]

Christian parents in the 90s were like you can't watch The Simpsons but unmonitored computer time is okay.

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

we cant queue up anymore bro we have a problematic rage gap

[** @bigguccicraigy]

spirit deadass shutdown while we was in midair we had to jump out the plane like fortnite

[chody @chodypatrick]

Yesterday at the dispensary the woman helping me was like, “you have $2 in rewards if you want to use it” and i was like “I’ll hold onto it” and she went “ok billionaire”

[Future @FTREFORMED]

No sois conscientes de esto pero LeBron James (41 palos) literalmente ha creado a uno de sus compañeros de equipo a través de su esperma y le ha lanzado un puto Alley Oop en Playoffs de la mejor liga de baloncesto del mundo.

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

When the January 6th people made it inside and didn’t really know what to do.

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Got it done

[Ozzie @GopherTrace]

@oldfriend99 They said, “We all live on a yellow submarine”. But it was categorically false, nobody actually does.

[Atlas 💛 missing peace in place tour @etrnalascension]

i don't trust you if you don't listen to a little bit of objectively bad music. like not even a little bit of slop? not even a touch of bullshit? you're lying

[lazygod @lazygod0]

Nigga thought he was gonna get signed to Miranda cosgrove records

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i just shattered my $300 rick and morty bong over the head of my neighbor’s dog for no reason

[Dead Goblin Games @DeadGoblinsInc]

@Designatedkitty The children yearn for Quake

[Fatmireplay2muchbruhh @Crapmire]

high as fuck in the hardware store buying a shotgun with a stolen credit card

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

this reminds me that before weed legalization in Illinois, the Chicago Police Union released a statement saying that legalizing weed would be disastrous because it would put police dogs out of work, as if dogs had mortgages to pay or something

[😵‍💫 @samc00ke]

My crack dealer in 2012 had a lazy eye and a flip phone and an automated text signature that said “WORLD FAMOUS”