CLIENT 47

I've been in the cut getting sicker than an infection💀

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

This is like my 15th year of never being to a hospital because im sick. Mungu wa vienyeji halali aki

[𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 @254_icon]

Kama hujaweka foundation ya concrete, pombe za backstreet achana nazo

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

If all of us men went through our wives documents,99% of us will cry. Yani unaangalia unaona ni kweli wewe ni yeye umeeka next of kin kwa kila kitu mpaka kwa circimcision certificate,lakini yeye ameeka sister yake. The sister she complains about 24/7. Bwana women are not people

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

If Vini Jr wants £400K per week:

1. Get rid of Gabriel Jesus: Saves us £265K per week.
2. Tell Gabriel Martinelli we need his shirt number and his £150K per week wages.

2 Brazilian stars for one Brazilian superstar.

[ُ @Asensii20]

I know what my eyes saw as a kid and nobody will take it away from me

[Lincoln. @linc_ke3]

If plan ya DCP ya kuchukua Kangata is to front him to vie alongside Sifuna then nitaamini Geoffrey anaelewa hii kitu inaitwa siasa, deadly combo that one😂

[Josh @Josh001J]

You guys have no idea but Sifuna might be going for presidency with Irungu Kangata😂😂 My God! This will sweep the entire country kumamake😭😭

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Gachagua hata hana haja na Presidency.. He just wants revenge on two things.. One, Mt Kenya MPs who voted him out of office.. Na kuMake sure Ruto hapati kura murima.. He'll support anything as long as it runs against Ruto

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Happiest moment of my life

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

These are classical survival politics. Kang'ata always bows to the political winds of the season. Political calculations is his thing, he has never miscalculated. UDA will not survive past December in Mt Kenya.

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

Gachagua can reconcile with all other MPs from Mt. Kenya in the UDA camp apart from one guy, Kimani Ichung’wah. Even under the influence of drugs, I don’t think they will ever share the same table 😂

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

@SafaricomPLC wamefunga paybill ya mwananchi after “orders from above”.

[⛷️ @whoisfolu]

Acting like I forgot something in the car so the 10s can see I drive a Benz😂.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

I am at an age where I cannot walk around with an indecently dressed woman in public. Napata aibu kubwa sana. Ukivaa baika ni unifuate nyuma 2 metres away kama bodyguard

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

After paying 8K for your kid to go to the airport, they're looking at the birds from a far distance. View once started long time ago with one bread for two. Hakuna mikora hatari kama walimu, they're more corrupt than even our police.

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

That CCTV clip of Albert Ojwang should be enough to burry William Ruto’s political career forever,it should scare even his children never to vote for him.
That Eliud Lagat is not in jail is very saddening to say the least!!!

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kama kuna ujinga hunikasirisha ni hii unaitisha nduthi alafu jamaa inakubeba inaenda kuchange battery, na haezi change ukiwa juu,lazima ushuke. Now i have to look up counting clouds for 6 minutes while avoiding eye contact with beautiful women,battery itolewe. Kasia sana!

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

If a chick is putting drawn eyebrows over eyebrows, lashes over lashes, hair over hair, and nails over nails, what makes you think she won’t put a guy over you.