Chris Farley

Chris Farley Quotes Holy Shnikeys! *parody*

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I'll turn this damn bus around! That'll end your precious little field trip pretty damn quick huh!

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I'm just dandy, I've got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!

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In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.

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Son of a ... That's gonna leave a mark.

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The point is, how do you know the guarantee fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer?

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You know, a lot people go to college for 7 years.

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Richard do I have a mark on face? It really hurts.

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Hey everybody is there a window open, I feel a draft!

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That's it? Come on you can do better than that can't ya captain limp wrist?

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Look boys and girls its papa smurf!

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Him too fraid to get out, he's just a little guy.

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I swear I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that.was.awesome! But sorry about your car man...that sucks.

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I can't believe he called me a psycho.

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Forget it I quit, I can't do this anymore man! My heads about to explode. My whole life sucks!

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Hey ill tell ya what, you can get a good look at a butchers ass by sticking your head up there, but wouldnt you rather take his word for it?

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You take dead animals to the vet?

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Maybe if you didn't lean over to insult me you woulda seen it coming. Poor little furry thing.

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Richard is this you coat? Fat guy in a little coat, fat guy in a little coat! Richard what's happenin...uh oh.

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What'd you do!??

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They're all out, they only got diesel. Gotta go to the next station.