Chris McFarlane

You don't need a parachute to sky-dive. You only need one to sky-dive twice.

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#BBCBreakfast it seems that the education problem might be wider than first thought as spelling mistakes appear.

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@SkyNews According to Yodel, the rescue was meant to be last week but no one was home (allegedly) but they can be rescued tomorrow as they will have a van in the vicinity!

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@richardpbacon That's a bold statement and I hope it's true cos the episode from season one where the contestants 'broke' Jimmy is, imo, the best one so far

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@BBCTheOneShow @BBCiPlayer Re 1% question. The ONLY number written out in alphabetical order is FORTY.

PS. FOUR is the only written number with the same number of letters as the number it represents

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@WeakestLinkBBC must be time for @RomeshRanga to face Anne Robinson. A special for current quiz show hosts perhaps? With a twist that if most vote for strongest link, tables turned and they get to boot one of the voters.

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@U18GbDragonboat @9b3OR2qdITMbDcd @witchhusband @peac4love @saki_tokyojapan @DragonBoatsBrad @shrewsmorris @Soaring_dragons

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@FifiMcfarlane I would have said willow pattern or Spode rather than Wedgewood. 🤪

[U18's & U24's GB dragonboat squads @U18GbDragonboat]

The @U18GbDragonboat would like to announce
Because we had such a great time last year with our friends @MacmillanWYorks and all the other squads who were
@DragonBoatsBrad 2018
Here we come again 󾓪👍󾓪
#dragonboat
@saki_tokyojapan
@9b3OR2qdITMbDcd @shrewsmorris
@witchhusband

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And big thanks to CFO Rick Taylor of @LeicsFireRescue as our dinner host

[Tillys Ice Cream @tillyicecreams]

Here at Tillys we are feeling proud.
Campbell only went and won Most Improved Sports Person
@LeicsLieutenant @LR_Sport
@LeicsCountyHall @U18GbDragonboat @BDAnews
#dragonboat

[U18's & U24's GB dragonboat squads @U18GbDragonboat]

The @U18GbDragonboat Squad have one of there Paddlers
Who has been presented with the award for young sports person of the year (Leicestershire) this evening.
Well done Campbell 󾓪👍󾓪
#dragonboat @BDAnews @DragonEdbf @9b3OR2qdITMbDcd @witchhusband @shrewsmorris @saki_tokyojapan

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So proud of Campbell. He's only gone and won the Leicestershire Young Most Improved Sports Person!! @U18GbDragonboat

[U18's & U24's GB dragonboat squads @U18GbDragonboat]

A paddler from @Soaring_dragons who has been selected to go to the World championships in Thailand with the U18 GB Dragon boat racing squad in Aug 2019
Well done and congratulations Campbell
@loughecho @LboroSport
@9b3OR2qdITMbDcd @shrewsmorris @witchhusband @saki_tokyojapan

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Ever thought about sponsoring a Great Britain squad. Can you help the Great Britain under 18s squad?? @U18GbDragonboat

[richard bacon @richardpbacon]

The failure of his body seemed to magnify his mind. Met him a couple of times.
One of those rare celebrity deaths that really makes you feel like something’s now missing. https://t.co/jvimLWqNXC

[Police Scotland Control Rooms @polscotcontrol]

We are receiving calls reporting singing & cheering across Scotland but it seems particulary focused on the area of Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh. We have alerted all on duty officers and will investigate these reports. Some beat officers will walk 500 miles to investigate. 🏆

[𝕏 @Trekles]

It's that time of the year again

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Finally. The day has at last come when those of us who have plenty to say can type up to two hundred and eighty characters into a single Twitter post to get it across in one post without being restricted to one hundred and forty characters. I'd just like to say that it's about fu

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@capMbell it's not the best of The Defenders group

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#isitok that @adamhillscomedy sounds more like Montgomery Burns from The Simpsons instead of media favourite Donald Trump

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@capMbell same here at work