its a me.

I feel like someone should be writing this shit for me by now.

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Gooodddddddd the internet is so fun!!!! *deletes every social media account she owns*

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{I’m here to relax. She’s here to get paid to relax 80+ style} boop boo pee do 🤷🏼‍♀️

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I haven’t asked for commission or therapy. But Sandy and I seem to have an understanding,

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Conveniently I’m still laying on said couch above.

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So I guess if I pull out it’ll just continue the thread??

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I go furniture shopping to get alone time. after an hour or so of laying on the same couch an attendant usually asks me to leave.

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@cmanettaXo I started to sing “gimme the loop gimme the loop”

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@hannahbabiee10 😂👏🏼 just answer the same question differently each time.

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@cmanettaXo

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I just woke up &announced out loud; #A1 “A1 steak sauce will do the trick that is what will fix this” no one listening but anyway....

That’s it ..... I searched for 10 minutes to quote this year and a half old tweet.

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You ever eat so hard you for more pathetic than you did before u needed the food?

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Whooops this was meant for google.

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What’s AirPlay?

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Put a blanket and pillow on the couch and locked the bedroom door; being married is fun 😅❤️

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@michailias411 Meeehhhhh skip this one.... ( #chuthoughts )

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@michailias411 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

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@michailias411 I could sing this gif. The original is like 3 minutes! 😍🙌🏼 Appreciate #WhitneyHoustonFire

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Tweeting is free; my “specialist” copays ran out; it’s October; mute me.

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Venting is for listening; questions are for answering. Lesson learned #NewChuPhilosophy ...To whom this may concern please accept my apology! 😳

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NO MORE FAVORS 🗣🗣🗣🗣

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