discount ken burns

who do you think you are? i am

[discount ken burns @_ClaireFish]

i made a video essay, and i will likely continue making them because they're fun and this is what quarantine has done to me. please watch (sung to the tune of "please clap")

https://t.co/ykUlQjDH6X

[Full ML Alchemist @unironictechbro]

well

[Carrie Wittmer 👻 @carriesnotscary]

if real new yorkers were on subway takes it would be like “bring back the announcements about taking off your backpack on the train”

[discount ken burns @_ClaireFish]

THEY WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED MLEM

[discount ken burns @_ClaireFish]

one time i was at the park wearing my “gym trainer” shirt with a pokéball on it and a kid was passing me by, he stopped dead in his tracks and went “how do YOU know about pokémon??!!?!” so pretty well i assume

[Forte @fortayee]

I wonder how pokemon is doing w kids nowadays

[xdn @xdncolonthree]

they replaced my beloved oxford dictionary embed with cool etymology charts n stuff with ai slop rambling for no reason

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

“happy to hop on a call” i would actually rather join a 14th century monastery

[discount ken burns @_ClaireFish]

It Happened To Me: a cool mathy band went viral and now i can't get FUCKING TICKETS TO SEE THEM

[discount ken burns @_ClaireFish]

@JarOfCards happy to help!

[pickleball champion @maisonfrogiela]

I think the only diagnostic criteria you need for adult woman autism is if she’s already 27+ and has never been invited to a bachelorette party

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

criterion is putting out a 4K restoration of squidward's suicide for the 20 year anniversary

[discount ken burns @_ClaireFish]

finally reaped what i sowed sitting too close to a cactus

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

shaving my entire body before I go play trivia at the dive bar

[turbomander @turbomander]

hey man im the first pokemon u see in the game. yeahhh im like just a weasel or a bird or somethin. dont worry I promise shit is gonna go way wacky down the line haha. oh hell yeah I’ll learn cut fuckin love that move

[discount ken burns @_ClaireFish]

WHOLE TIMELINE IS POSTING ABOUT DUNE THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

[OSCAR @now_thats_oscar]

Conan O'Brien, suddenly getting serious 65 minutes into the Oscars ceremony: last year, Paul Rudd showed me a clip of a little boy in a wheelchair who fell off a cliff and died. he fucking died

[discount ken burns @_ClaireFish]

here’s how leo can still win

[discount ken burns @_ClaireFish]

congratulations to me and only me

[discount ken burns @_ClaireFish]

boyfriend and i keep walking around the house saying “jorkin his peanits” in a rod serling voice

[discount ken burns @_ClaireFish]

here's how leo can STILL WIN