i made a video essay, and i will likely continue making them because they're fun and this is what quarantine has done to me. please watch (sung to the tune of "please clap")
https://t.co/ykUlQjDH6X
one time i was at the park wearing my “gym trainer” shirt with a pokéball on it and a kid was passing me by, he stopped dead in his tracks and went “how do YOU know about pokémon??!!?!” so pretty well i assume
hey man im the first pokemon u see in the game. yeahhh im like just a weasel or a bird or somethin. dont worry I promise shit is gonna go way wacky down the line haha. oh hell yeah I’ll learn cut fuckin love that move
Conan O'Brien, suddenly getting serious 65 minutes into the Oscars ceremony: last year, Paul Rudd showed me a clip of a little boy in a wheelchair who fell off a cliff and died. he fucking died