Clayton Allen

🐈 daddy

[Clayton Allen @_ClaytonAllen]

Six years ago I was just an awkward teenager with a crush. Now I’m an awkward adult with a fiancée

[Burnley FC @BurnleyOfficial]

Once upon a time... 🪞

[NASBA @NASBA]

Diversity is critical to the future of the CPA profession https://t.co/n8SizThcAe

[Tom Winter @Tom_Winter]

BREAKING | NBC News: A person has been taken into custody in Monroe County, PA in connection with the homicides of 4 college students who attended the University of Idaho, four law enforcement officials say.

Reported w/ @deannadurante and @jonathan4ny

[The Associated Press @AP]

John Ray III, new CEO of the collapsed cryptocurrency trading firm FTX, said in a bankruptcy court filing that he has never seen such a “complete failure” of corporate control. Ray previously oversaw Enron’s bankruptcy. https://t.co/FyhcCOQnOB

[Genevieve Roch-Decter, CFA @GRDecter]

I read the 30 page FTX Bankruptcy court filing.

How bad were FTX's internal controls?

Here are the worst examples 👇

[NPR @NPR]

BREAKING: Donald Trump, who tried to overthrow the results of the 2020 presidential election and inspired a deadly riot at the Capitol in a desperate attempt to keep himself in power, has filed to run for president again in 2024. https://t.co/iqIcaN3SZA

[worms cited @christapeterso]

i spent 2 hours curating a twitter blue screenshot storyline for my parents so here u go, for your own offline friends that want to have fun:

DAY 1 – ARRIVAL

[Days Since A Trophy @_SpursTrophies]

#HMTheQueen living to 96 years old was an incredible achievement.

What is also incredible is that she was 34 when @SpursOfficial last won a league title.

#Spursy

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

@DrOz

[Cassandra Basler @CassBasler]

How politicized is omicron in Michigan? I asked my family if we could all take at-home rapid tests before visiting indoors on Christmas. Then I was simply ✨uninvited✨

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Emi Martinez’s reaction to Bruno’s penalty 😂

(via @AkhiAqeel)

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Back with us 😍

✍️ Welcome, Martin

[Clayton Allen @_ClaytonAllen]

What if when we die you get to know all of the secrets of the universe. But if Jeff Bezos dies before you, you have to subscribe to After Life Premium™ to access the secrets of the universe

[UEFA @UEFA]

Following the medical emergency involving Denmark’s player Christian Eriksen, a crisis meeting has taken place with both teams and match officials and further information will be communicated at 19:45 CET.

The player has been transferred to the hospital and has been stabilised.

[Human Rights Campaign Rapid Response @HRC]

BREAKING: On the first day of #Pride, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has signed into law a bill banning trans kids in the state from playing sports.

We will be filing a lawsuit to block this arbitrary, discriminatory ban. #LetKidsPlay

[Days Since A Trophy @_SpursTrophies]

Days since a trophy:

Leicester City - 1
Manchester City - 5
Arsenal - 287
Liverpool - 324
Chelsea - 717
Manchester Utd - 1452
Wigan Athletic - 2926
Swansea City - 3002
Birmingham City - 3730
Portsmouth - 4746
@SpursOfficial - 4830

#Spursy

[Days Since A Trophy @_SpursTrophies]

4️⃣8️⃣0️⃣9️⃣

#Spursy #CarabaoCupFinal

[Daniel Ek @eldsjal]

As a kid growing up, I’ve cheered for @Arsenal as long as I can remember. If KSE would like to sell Arsenal I'd be happy to throw my hat in the ring.