₵oδע ᏰᏒᎥʂƚσw

Some of the things I tweet are funny. I guess I do movie reviews too.

[₵oδע ᏰᏒᎥʂƚσw @_CodyBristow]

Found out that 5 years ago, I was seen as the most attractive option for our formal from a large group of sorority girls.

You know who's confidence really could've used that information?

Me...5 years ago

[₵oδע ᏰᏒᎥʂƚσw @_CodyBristow]

Sometimes I think falling asleep forever and dreaming would be more peaceful than the alternative

[(-_•)🥛💫🇵🇸 @CenaOrton_]

A literal Frog Splash is insane😭😭

[₵oδע ᏰᏒᎥʂƚσw @_CodyBristow]

I only recently understood how good of a feeling it can be to get drunk and do bicep curls. A buzz AND a pump?

[₵oδע ᏰᏒᎥʂƚσw @_CodyBristow]

I jokingly brought up earlier this week that we might see the Chiefs and Lions in the Super Bowl to start and end the season with the same game. Makes it a poetic ending, no matter who wins.

[₵oδע ᏰᏒᎥʂƚσw @_CodyBristow]

The fact that Jodie Foster's character is wearing a Vikings sweater at one point leads me to know she is ready to deal with some trauma in this show. #TrueDetectiveNightCountry

[₵oδע ᏰᏒᎥʂƚσw @_CodyBristow]

#PoorThingsFilm is wild man, fucking wild. Definitely not for everyone but it's really great

[₵oδע ᏰᏒᎥʂƚσw @_CodyBristow]

As a kid who watched a ton of Godzilla, and watched the original too many times to count, #GodzillaMinusOne brings back the terror of the OG one. They made him scary again

[₵oδע ᏰᏒᎥʂƚσw @_CodyBristow]

This has nothing to do with Halloween, but I somehow just found the song "Bartender" by T-Pain 3 months ago. I have no idea where it was the last 16 years

[₵oδע ᏰᏒᎥʂƚσw @_CodyBristow]

@DONBROCO I know you probably already have your setlist ready for tomorrow in Minneapolis but if there is an open spot, I'd love to hear Nerve live. It was one of the songs that made me a huge fan!

Signed,
An excited fan for your show

[₵oδע ᏰᏒᎥʂƚσw @_CodyBristow]

Didn't have "the RackaRacka boys making a brilliant horror movie that actually makes you invest emotionally and is scary" on my bingo card in 2023...but here we are #TalkToMe

[₵oδע ᏰᏒᎥʂƚσw @_CodyBristow]

Although the trailer got me interested, I didn't expect #TalkToMe to be maybe my favorite horror movie of the year so far

[Josh Frydman @Josh_Frydman]

An “I Think You Should Leave” themed sportscast? RANDOM.

Had a little too much fun putting this together with my shirt brother/real brother and fellow #ITYSL obsessive @AJ_Frydman.

@ITYSL_memes

[₵oδע ᏰᏒᎥʂƚσw @_CodyBristow]

Whether you like or dislike #Oppenheimer isn't what's important. This is one of the most important films of the last couple decades and needs to be seen by everyone at some point.

[₵oδע ᏰᏒᎥʂƚσw @_CodyBristow]

#FreeSolo is one of the most stressful docs I've ever seen, and I do not care to ever go rock climbing on a mountain

[₵oδע ᏰᏒᎥʂƚσw @_CodyBristow]

I want someone to look at me the way Hailey Atwell looks at Tom Cruise #MissionImpossible7

[₵oδע ᏰᏒᎥʂƚσw @_CodyBristow]

It's nice not to have a clear part one type of movie having a legit ending that is open for a part two, instead of ending right as the climax should hit #MissionImpossible7

[₵oδע ᏰᏒᎥʂƚσw @_CodyBristow]

#MissionImpossible7 is great but that's not a surprise at this point. The quality has been so high for the last several entries. Bit more complex than before but there are many moving parts

[₵oδע ᏰᏒᎥʂƚσw @_CodyBristow]

You think Willy Wonka ever used lyrics from "Candy Shop" as a pickup line?

[₵oδע ᏰᏒᎥʂƚσw @_CodyBristow]

#SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse is so darn good it was able to one up the first one, while having an ending as conclusive as Fast X

[₵oδע ᏰᏒᎥʂƚσw @_CodyBristow]

Update: it was a slight disappointment, with the possibility of a bigger disappointment or success this month. Exhilarating stuff

[₵oδע ᏰᏒᎥʂƚσw @_CodyBristow]

There's a 50/50 chance I either see a big success at work or massive disappointment. Not sure which it will be, stay tuned folks