Cole Theodore

It was me, I let the dogs out.

[Cole Theodore @_ColeTheodore]

@shanebacon Victor repeated “Beetlejuice” three times in front of the mirror this morning

[Cole Theodore @_ColeTheodore]

@KylePorterNS @normalsport @SeamusGolf @koko_16 @annchurley

[Cole Theodore @_ColeTheodore]

@KylePorterCBS @hbgolfusa Homa’s walk off chip. Tour sauce galore!

[Cole Theodore @_ColeTheodore]

@BarstoolClassic @truly @trulyseltzer Are you truly feeling lucky? @koko_16

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Finds deserted island

a message in a bottle washes onto the beach

*opens bottle*

We’ve updated our Privacy Policy

[Eli Dourado @elidourado]

Amazon is the biggest force for ending corporate complacency ever invented https://t.co/Gh3AF9fjDd

[Cole Theodore @_ColeTheodore]

With photos like this, it’s becoming more and more difficult to believe that the moon is not in fact made of cheese. #SuperCheddar https://t.co/P7okamn1a1

[NASA HQ PHOTO @nasahqphoto]

An aircraft passes in front of the Moon, Sunday, Dec. 3, 2017 in Washington. Today's full Moon is the first of three consecutive supermoons. #supermoon2017 https://t.co/IYFIJS2n6z

[Cole Theodore @_ColeTheodore]

Relived my adolescence last night w/ @ThirdEyeBlind

[Bloomberg @business]

Chicago grabs lead in green office buildings https://t.co/EdcrwfCZQS

[Cole Theodore @_ColeTheodore]

Awesome vibes last night @LincolnHall

[Jason Kottke @jkottke]

Apple has so much cash on hand that it could buy every single NFL, MLB, NBA, and NHL team and still have ~$100B left over.

[Ben Sasse @BenSasse]

my piece in tomorrow's Wall Street Journal...

https://t.co/5uqBuc2P5l

[Cole Theodore @_ColeTheodore]

First Class #Yers https://t.co/nf6cPjFtIb

[Inc. @Inc]

Bestselling author of 'Moneyball' says laziness is the key to success. @MindaZetlin https://t.co/akI9WT2IH0

[Cole Theodore @_ColeTheodore]

This question single handedly keeps me up at night. https://t.co/91UfHYJOrJ

[Block Club Chicago @BlockClubCHI]

Why doesn't your dog have goggles? https://t.co/5Bd4Ibn4lo

[Cole Theodore @_ColeTheodore]

Cc: @_JeffCarlson https://t.co/QqY5VJRSH4

[Ritholtz @RitholtzWealth]

The Zen of Nike's Phil Knight

https://t.co/vIsqLmOQJu

by @awealthofcs

[Crain's Chicago Business @CrainsChicago]

Fitch cuts Illinois' credit rating: https://t.co/QkcHxM97y4 via @GregHinz

[Bloomberg Markets @markets]

Taxi medallion prices are plummeting, endangering hundreds of millions in loans https://t.co/ZAT0UQAtd9

[Cole Theodore @_ColeTheodore]

Can't wait to see @elonmusk debut his "Interstate Tunnel System" on Mars. Or rather the "Interstellar Tunnel Tollway System" https://t.co/TJ406EUTUP

[WIRED @WIRED]

There's already a hole. Elon Musk's tunnel is real. https://t.co/JuG3UlK8Lq