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No human alive has ever cooked the correct amount of pasta at any point in history

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@PDClifford Editor scrunched up a print out of my front page and threw it at my head. Said only “do it again”.

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@Jon_Anik @AnikFlorianPod 💎

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@nocontextfooty @duncanhare

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@mcinnes97 I miss Thains, top tier scran

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So the first ever person to make risotto was just like “I’m gonna drown this rice repeatedly”

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My beautiful daughter is only 3 but love teaching her to cook, learn about food and appreciate it. A lovely way to bond and also get a good meal ❤️

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@Bron_Maher @JoshKingWrites That stat can go both ways…

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@kdhanjal12 @AndrewKenning How many identical vans they got?

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Every time I log on to this app it’s playing a game of “who the fuck are you and why are you appearing on my feed?”

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What’s wrong dear? You haven’t touched your £500 toast I ordered on Deliveroo

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@salmanzq ChatGP-woke

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@lucyj_ford @BritishGQ The Wonders - That Thing You Do, certified banger.

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@PJcraigwalker @pressjournal @EveningExpress Congratulations Craig!

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@Follow_Follow_ Not the cathouse but SECC

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@Follow_Follow_ I was there :)

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A wee lassie who grew up in a Motherwell tenement and left school early to take a job during the war. Smart as a whip. How I wish we could have one more cup of tea. Hear stores again. Get a telling off too. Proud that my daughter carries her name forward. We love you, always.

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Utterly devastated last week to lose my Nana. A mother figure in my life who taught me so much about working hard, being determined, and being kind. I’ve been so lucky to have her in my life and I already miss her dearly.

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@salmanzq I try to do something creative and something to stimulate the brain every day. Even each for ten minutes. Play guitar, then read a book. Don’t always get to do it but that’s the aim.

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@grahamruthven @Stirling_Albion @EastFifeFC Would crawl over hot coals for a sniff of a pie 🥲

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@vykingstyle Properly Fat Chang’s succulent Chinese meals is the full title