Colton Kirby

I settle debates with Mario Party.

[Colton Kirby @_ColtK_]

@ColtonKirby880 Hello twin

[Colton Kirby @_ColtK_]

@fopminui @BFW Then he walks off to try and create separation between the player and him.. he knew exactly what he was doing

[Colton Kirby @_ColtK_]

@directvbusiness has the worst fucking customer service on the planet. I’m just trying to get a tech out to re-align some satellite dishes. I’ve already done all the troubleshooting inside my business and all 20 of my @DIRECTV boxes. I keep getting hung up on. WTF.

[you played yourself preshy ✨ @preshiate]

Tonight we are going out to celebrate one of my best friends—the catch—all 20 of us will be dressed up as an elementary school photo of him. Planned by his wife.

[Colton Kirby @_ColtK_]

@preshiate @raw_rah_Rachel Lmao just aimlessly scrolling and saying wait a minute is that John?! Haha greatness

[Colton Kirby @_ColtK_]

@TxDPS it’s wild that I had to schedule an appointment six months out and y’all still running over 20 minutes behind in some locations with 2 wait rooms and 43 service counters and maybe 20 people in here lol

[Colton Kirby @_ColtK_]

@JeremyH418 Still out on Greenville Ave. incredible.

[Colton Kirby @_ColtK_]

@JeremyH418 Wow

[Colton Kirby @_ColtK_]

@JeremyH418 This has been a nightmare

[Colton Kirby @_ColtK_]

@gaming_steiner @BlizzardCS Even like a single player mode .... *cough* Diablo 2 *cough*

[DeMarcus Lawrence @TankLawrence]

How can I find out which public schools need financial support to get better security systems, security personnel and security training?

[NBA History @NBAHistory]

Luka Doncic is the 1st player in NBA Playoff History with 650+ Points 150+ Rebounds and 150+ Assists through their first 20 Playoff games. #NBA75

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Listen, I can’t do miracles ok

[Colton Kirby @_ColtK_]

@P3_XboxSeries @tylerbucks1 @Gurnico The fact he said “robo-Dino” says it all honestly lmao.

[Colton Kirby @_ColtK_]

@Gurnico In almost every way. Yes. Sure it has a bug or two. But it is better in almost every way.

[Miguel @FormulaMiguel]

WhatsApp, Instagram and Facebook eliminated.

Only Twitter made it to the second game.

[iMacksMovie @KiddMac12]

Nobody:

Me after finding out WhatsApp, Instagram and Facebook is down:

[Colton Kirby @_ColtK_]

@theyeezymafia @nfyenft US 10

[Colton Kirby @_ColtK_]

@AntDavis23 you still in St Martin? Our flight out of here got cancelled. Let’s turnnnnn up 😂😂😂

[Colton Kirby @_ColtK_]

@terv_gordon @NBCDFW I definitely think there needs to be a little leeway with what he’s trying to do. If a facility or organization wants to enforce the mask mandate… okay fine.. if an organization does not, they should have every right to decline.