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Stand Up and memes

[Pain-182 @_ComicZans]

Saw this post on another app. Just came on here just to say I'm donating money to Rescue Mission for doing good for my homecity. Disrespectfully go f**k yourself libs of tiktok.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

A new LGBTQ "runaway and homeless shelter" is opening in Syracuse, NY for LGBTQ+ kids ages 12-17 who want to run away from home because their parents don't "affirm their gender."

How is this legal?

[Pain-182 @_ComicZans]

Literally redownloaded Twitter to remind everyone what a total piece of shit Lou.

[Ben T. Grieco @BenGriecoSports]

so, we're just going to forget the fact that Lou was racist to students and on social media, and was REMOVED from the Media Summit Board in 2020, and I believe the Comm Studies Board?

Do better @sunyoswego

[Pain-182 @_ComicZans]

If it wasn't obvious, I'm not on this platform anymore because someone's ego was too big. Check out my linktree for all my links, including Threads 👀

[Ruan Willow @RuanWillow]

Comedian Zakary Haines @_ComicZans & Bonus FFM Threesome story! Enjoy our fun interesting chat! He performs live around the DC area, jokes about himself, sex, dating, love on the spectrum, and his disability. “Sex jokes can be tricky to deliver." https://t.co/SViXY3rV7C

[Pain-182 @_ComicZans]

How are you still gonna get mad at me when you didn't want me? That's like a Pokémon hurting itself when it's confused and still blaming the other Pokémon.

[Pain-182 @_ComicZans]

The hypocrisy of sports media and journalism stinks to high hell right now. How Angel Reese is being covered is obviously different. Caitlin Clark has been disrepectful this whole season. It's cool if Clark runs her mouth but as soon Reese does it back to her she's the villain?

[Pain-182 @_ComicZans]

Doing stand-up comedy is such a weird journey. Everyone moves at their own pace and that ok.

[The Poorly Written Podcast @TpwPod]

We're back with brand new episodes on March 31st!

[Pain-182 @_ComicZans]

Adam Schefter is basically a home wrecker for the Packers and Aaron Rodgers. Always had to stir the pot.

[Pain-182 @_ComicZans]

I want to post my upcoming shows, but Instagram keeps messing it up

[Pain-182 @_ComicZans]

They're the champs, trophy or not. It just sucks that their state is so against them.

[Satan @s8n]

Suicide is never the answer. Your pets will miss you.

[Pain-182 @_ComicZans]

My bosses tell me we need more in-person meetings while they are working from home, in their PJs, petting their pets.

[Pain-182 @_ComicZans]

Dating apps be like: "You missed a potential match."
Clearly I didn't if I swiped left on them

[Pain-182 @_ComicZans]

I use Tinder but mostly to try out pics and bios for other apps. If I get any matches, they get to hear my new bits.

[Pain-182 @_ComicZans]

"Those who can't teach"
Wrong! Have you ever worked with economists or politicians? They do way less than teachers.

[Pain-182 @_ComicZans]

Twitter has been such a disaster, I've moved my sh*tposting to Facebook. Zuckerberg gets all of my tweet ideas now, not Musk.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Capitalism created the poverty that we now see.

[Pain-182 @_ComicZans]

@Jacksepticeye If you have your toilet paper roll going under and not over, I don't want to go to your house. Idgaf how nice it is, toilet paper is over only.

[Pain-182 @_ComicZans]

I went into Whole Foods today and all I walked away with is feeling guilty for cheating on Wegmans, and a cannoli.