Guess who

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[Peng🦋 @SusuDpeng]

When someone opens up to me and they think it’s my turn:

[Admiral Snaccbar 🐙 @Chris_Mench]

She wants to be at the club :/

[Keabetswe🌬 @akreana_]

Almost went on an episode of 1000 ways to die.😭😭

[𝔇𝔢𝔢 @deeomi_]

Kitambo tulikua tunaita a nonchalant person ati "Don't Care'' 🤭😂😂

[Jorge Castillo @JorgeCastilloPr]

This is how HR talked to me every time I’ve been laid off

[Alex @alex65971512]

Vile kunaenda nikama I'll start dating for money

[X rabbit 🐰 @majidawan764334]

How I feel when I go alone to take care of my affairs

[💋🎱✨️ @lelethubb]

he will, women are amazing. I even want one for myself too

[Ochuko @DavidAmhewroro]

it is an unwritten rule of life that after every prolonged period of hardship and uncertainty, there is going to be a period when you are going to achieve quantum leaps across multiple areas of your life. the only requirement is that you do not give up on yourself.

[Bangkok Fumiko - ฟูมิโกะแห่งประเทศไทย @BangkokFumiko]

crazy how in some parallel universe speed just fucking died right here

[Kujibulula🇰🇪👽👣 @kujibulula]

Nimelipa wifi,crate ya mayai imejaa na bado Mpesa balance ni over 10k

[Talani @talanilombxrdi]

You can always count on me to remove myself

[Tha One @_ThaLivestOne]

provoking spirits are very real… some people really do feed off your reactions. starve them.

[🫧🦋 @tracey09_]

“If you don’t do it for him another woman will.”

Me:

[🫧 Mrs M 🫧 @JustMeka_]

“If a medium can talk to ghosts imagine what a large can do”

[Big Baby🌚❤️ @AdesolaBlessinB]

When I’m trying to be the bigger person but the smaller person is getting on my last nerve

[FeliciaMurphy1635 @FDMurphy1635]

Hummingbird eyelashes are tiny FEATHERS! 🙌🏻

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

YOU ARE ALLOWED TO WANT A LIFE THAT DOESN’T FEEL LIKE A CONSTANT TEST OF HOW MUCH YOU CAN FUCKING HANDLE.

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

You gotta want this shit as bad as plankton want that formula

[🌹 @pusy123lol]

I’ve been treating people like they are wearing a wire and my life has improved by a lot