Confucius

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Vegan man think that butchers are gross, but find out people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.

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Man who change diaper in the dark, can’t see shit.

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When you get bladder infection, urine trouble.

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Magician walking down the street, turned into a grocery store.

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When chemists die, barium.

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Man who talk to thief will always find it hard because they take thing literally.

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To make anti freeze, steal her blanket.

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Man whose left side is cut off, all right now.

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Man who try to eat clock will soon find it time-consuming.

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Man who dies from heart attack, always heart breaking.

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Man who kicked the bucket looked pale.

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Japanese chef always have soemthing to shoyu.

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Man who steer yacht with stomach muscles, Abseiling.

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Did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why

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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

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Man who dies from alcohol is not a liver.

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I went to a zoo once, that only had a dog in it. It was a shitsu.

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backwards poet writes inverse.

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Teacher who is cross-eyed find it hard to control pupils.

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Recent lack of wisdom due to poor wifi while meditating on mountain.