scary gemini

half comedic, half passing comment

[scary gemini @_ConnorEgan]

Me sober: I’m the fat friend
Me after beating 4 straight boys at beer pong and a bottle of wine: I’m the skinniest thing since mirah carey

[the giggler @melonsodsie]

I don't take straight people seriously because they say things like why did you post a selfie while you're in a relationship

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

The thing is that I’ll go to the pub with friends and have a few drinks and a laugh and it’ll be great and the next day I’ll be walking through London and see some people having a few drinks and a laugh outside the pub and feel that I am forever excluded from the joys of life

[Tony @bloodylikeab0dy]

I actually agree with whomever said we should start playing gay porn at gay bars again to weed out the straight people

[♒︎ miums🌺 @uhhuhmia]

i love when the molly hits the boys in the group and they all start hugging eachother,, get more gay now !!!!!!!!!!!

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

even as a child i knew i wanted a cigarette

[dumbass💟☃️ @adequatelyjed]

if society is gonna regress this much we should be smoking inside again too

[Jacob 🫧 @GalacticaGay314]

Sense8 was my Heated Rivalry

[(not) NOT jackson @JacksonFromTwit]

you can just drink on a patio and believe in love again. and that’s okay

[Roland Taverner Truther @SinclairMonaco]

Sometimes viewing an instagram story can have the same effect as a gunshot to the chest

[pierbi 🏳️‍⚧️ @pierbiwierbi]

do u think the rest of the world knows who basil brush is

[erin @eirinnch]

Tesco self checkout are TOO LOUD. Hear ye hear ye Erin’s club card has been accepted. So uncouth

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

me adding bits of lore to my backstory to tell strangers in the smoking area

[scary gemini @_ConnorEgan]

It’s soo ugly and inconsiderate. Repetitive themes in those closest

[Eat Biblically @JglfReturns]

British lads hit each other with chair (2017)

[jack rem @jackremmington]

Why is me timeline suddenly in 15 different languages may I ask

[Ste Carruthers ✌ @Wigan_Steven]

I’m a grass #brooklynbeckham

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

and i have him starred

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Sorry I can’t hang around. I have to find the truth

[ez @ezisbored]

Homophobes should start calling us fairies again I kinda like that one