Billi Police

Agnostic | Libertarian | Pro-Capitalism |
Soon to be Suspended Again

[Billi Police @_Cop_Cat]

@ObjetivoHincha lo notable es que la mayoría de las mujeres estarían de acuerdo con esto

[Un Hincha Objetivo 🇺🇾 @ObjetivoHincha]

Las mujeres son todas feministas hasta que les insertan el pene correcto y vuelven a la configuración de fábrica

[Billi Police @_Cop_Cat]

it's not that i don't understand women. well, i do. yet i keep giving one of them a chance, hoping i'll be proved wrong at least once. but eventually they always prove me right.

[Vishal Chaurasia @vishalonquest]

Sitting inside a Mercedes is not the problem.

Problem begins when the Mercedes starts sitting inside you.

[Memes of Bannaji🥂 @Arrrey_Bannajii]

पुरुष स्वभाव से ही दुखी है उसे दुनिया की 10 सबसे खूबसूरत औरत लाकर दे दो

तब भी वो भोसडीका उस 11वीं औरत के लिए रोयेगा जो किसी और के पास है 🙂

[✒ @Aarzaai_Ishq]

“iss se pehle kee bewafa ho jaaye,
Kyun na ye dost hum juda ho jaaye.

Tu bhee here se ban gaya patthar,
Hum bhee kal jaane kya kya se kya ho jaaye.”

— Ahmed Farz

[✒ @Aarzaai_Ishq]

“patthar to hazaaron ne maare the mujhe lekin,
jo dil pe laga aa kar ik dost ne maara hai”

[Billi Police @_Cop_Cat]

Why the fuck does no-one stay in my life??

[Billi Police @_Cop_Cat]

Character is the very essence of one's being. Once you lose this, the soul follows, making you no longer the same pure person you once were. Thereafter don't expect me to respect you the way I used to before.

[Messages @thesadsms]

truth is,
i miss you.
all the time,
every second,
every minute,
every hour,
every day

[Messages @thesadsms]

I honestly just miss you.

[ARJUN RATHORE @willeybanna]

Don't lose a good woman just because she slept with someone by mistake

[︎ ︎venom @venom1s]

Never become a retirement plan

[Sardar Cinema @Sardarcinema]

Dialogue aajkal k gym boys k liye 😂😂

[Giggling Ganon @GigglingGanon]

It's all about biology. Great breakdown of how men and women react to being intimate. She nails it.

[︎ ︎venom @venom1s]

She perfectly cooked feminist girls.

Even after getting jobs and becoming empowered, they are still greedy and want a richer man.

[Shiv Aroor @ShivAroor]

Hi @PakinSriLanka, Just noticed you’re sending EXPIRED relief materials to Sri Lanka.

[Wokeflix @wokeflix]

She was literally fucking her husband, father-in-law, and the servant at the same time in Mirzapur and she has a problem with Animal?

@imvangasandeep will die laughing after seeing this.

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Her: I love you

Him: I love you too

Sanchar Saathi App:

[🇮🇳 Nitish⁹⁹ 🇮���� @nytcrawler0987]

Reddit is wild 😬😬😬