Coquito

Soy el coco más listo del mundo. Sé cosas y trabajo como modelo para

[Srta.Margarina Light @margarinalight]

Ya es Guantánamo en El Corte Inglés.

[Nerea 🇮🇹🐻 @Nereeatorrees_]

"la homofobia es como odiar a alguien por ser zurdo"

#LoveWins

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In Kerala in South India, coconut flowers must be present during a marriage ceremony. I can also be a guest, if the bride wants...

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The coconut palm is sometimes called the “tree of life”.

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Lemons contain more sugar than strawberries. And coconuts...

[Wild Caribe @wildcaribe]

New routes from Europe to travel to Cuba. Wild Caribe blog @wildcaribe #TuCasaEnCuba https://t.co/eF3ouTkd7C

[Titohit〽️ @Titohit]

Esperanza Aguirre pidiendo el ojo de halcón.

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When you're stressed you eat ice cream, chocolate and sweets because "stressed" spelled backwards is "Desserts".

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In some parts of the world, trained monkeys are used to harvest coconuts. #IHaveTheMonkey

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A kilogram of flies contains more protein than a kilogram of beef. #yummymummy

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I'm a model and I teach English to the most prominent politicians in Spain.

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Si dejas caer desde la misma altura una canica y una pelota de goma del mismo tamaño, la canica rebota más. #DontTryWithCoconuts

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Las uvas explotan si las metes en el microondas. En funcionamiento. No lo intentes con un coco.

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Los elefantes no saben saltar.

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In average, a human loses 200 head hairs per days. This does not applies to coconuts...

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Hello world, soy Coquito y sé cosas #miprimerTweet