Cosmic Spaceman

Posting whatever dumb shit I think of, you probably shouldn't be here.

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@excoundrel @theHAGGIS @CptBenzie I'll come back to you :D

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@excoundrel @theHAGGIS @CptBenzie Glad you liked it :D there's also a hidden reprocessing calculator https://t.co/37wrT0i6I3 but I'm not sure if it's any good. Some other stuff I want to do is maybe a tool like "I want to build x, what planets shall I mine, where and what ores do I need to get y minerals?" 🤔

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@ThreeUK You fixed your dogshit customer service yet?

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@_SJPeace_ @realDonaldTrump This sums up most of the right-wing for me. They think they're sharks, but they're sheep.

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@BoredElonMusk The last bit was pretty cringe

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@RCL_On_Telly @HMallowz @acargkhan @jeremycorbyn Nah not enough!

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@berthababy90 I ca- oh wait be faithful? Yeah nevermind

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Hey @BorisJohnson how about you stop trying to blame @jeremycorbyn and instead cancel brexit and admit you and your friends did the whole thing to make some money. Of course Jezza doesn't want it on your terms, he can see full well it's a trap. #StopTheBrexitCoup

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@Oracle Can you please pull a random person of the street and get them to download the .net client so you can see how much of a fucking frustrating mess your website is. Jesus fuck go and get lessons from @Microsoft and sort your shit out

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@realDonaldTrump You're a fucking idiot mate, how can you not know?

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What is it with people wearing ea7 clothes and being absolute cockwombles?

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Maths is the fucking worst

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A big flaming fuck you to the guys blocking the roads and setting out cones before the #manitobahalfmarathon. Who stops dead on an 80kmh road and blocks cars in with cones? That is not how you close a road you incredulous spastics.

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One second from every episode of Game of Thrones.

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@AskHalifaxBank hey guys the push notifications were cool but ultimately useless because they're just my direct debits which I know like the back of my hand anyway. Could we get a daily push for our available balance instead? That'd make me the happiest man in the world <3

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@virginmedia hey guys I've got a 5 year old plus router and I seem to need to reboot it every few days or my net speed slows to a crawl. Is that normal? Is it reasonable to ask for a new router?

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@AmazonHelp It does not, but thanks!

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@AmazonUK why is delivery on this 7th may?? Wtf?? https://t.co/Qnp5lvRo3H

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@AmazonHelp It says the same date at the end

But it's just a speaker

And I've ordered one before and it came next day

And that's like 2 weeks

And it says in stock

Very confusing

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@Queen_UK oi queeny do you say scon or scone?