Courtney

Human being, lover of life & sweatpants.

[Courtney @_Court_Cobain]

For Halloween this year I'm gonna be Kyle from Shark Bar & just text all of you from different random numbers.

[Courtney @_Court_Cobain]

@TequilaDanKC @Read4Ks @NWSKansasCity I’m in PV and got both phone and sirens 😬

[Courtney @_Court_Cobain]

Nope.

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I've lived here for 4 years & finally got a Sunfresh rewards card. Maybe by 2021 I'll get a Price Chopper one.

[Courtney @_Court_Cobain]

@EMAW_Kuhlman @TheOnion Hahah. He’s adorable!!

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@julieknowles07 Whoa.

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@conoroberst Album is beautiful. I will patiently wait for a tour ❤️

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Gambling is stupid and dumb.

[Courtney @_Court_Cobain]

@Bark_21_Ryan Cute husband stuff! And yeah, she’s the best.

[Courtney @_Court_Cobain]

@carlyaquilino When you take em on a walk and they’re so happy and every once in a while while you're trotting along they look back to make sure you’re still there and you make eye contact and you’re both like "yep this is good" and then they turn back around and keep goin.

[Courtney @_Court_Cobain]

There is a woman at the Grandview DMV who I hope loses her job right before Christmas and can’t afford any gifts for her family.

Sorry what I meant is I will pray for her to have more happiness in her heart.

[Courtney @_Court_Cobain]

@KelseyLynnMarie 💔

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Saw a woman driving tonight with strobe lights in her car and a pacifier in her mouth. #2018

[Courtney @_Court_Cobain]

There is no matching the energy of a late-20's or early 30's woman when she's singing along to Alanis Morissette's You Oughta Know.

[Courtney @_Court_Cobain]

White people love to argue about whether it’s too early for Christmas stuff right now.

[Courtney @_Court_Cobain]

My pharmacy tech kept me waiting in line for way too long while she gossiped w/ a coworker but then when she finally helped me she lead with “Omg, LOVE your top, so cute!” and I completely forgot that anything was wrong. Damnit

[Courtney @_Court_Cobain]

@TheSuperSpinD @kents89

[Mariya Alexander @MariyaAlexander]

Ways to improve pro football:
-don’t punish players for exercising their 1st amendment right
-less brain injuries
-new rule mandating that a player has to yell "cuddle puddle!" before jumping in to tackle someone

[Courtney @_Court_Cobain]

Bo, really good job with Eigthth Grade. Really, really good job. @boburnham

[Courtney @_Court_Cobain]

How did anyone ever get past a bad day at work before there was unlimited access to puppy videos on the internet

[Courtney @_Court_Cobain]

The perfect job doesn’t exi...