Courtney

EX pathological people pleaser, river enthusiast

[Courtney @_Courtneykeene]

Eras tour email this, eras tour email that, how about those of us who went through a mid life crisis at the start of the year and are waiting on an email from the London marathon ballot results

[Courtney @_Courtneykeene]

@boyonthescreen 14 year old me would be SCREAMING

[nyang @givmeenergy]

having ocd and adhd is hard bc there’s a real possibility i actually did leave the stove on

[Courtney @_Courtneykeene]

@probablynotloz I thought he meant like are you on holiday in case the payment location was suspicious 😭

[Courtney @_Courtneykeene]

@notatornado @probablynotloz Thank u <3

[Courtney @_Courtneykeene]

@probablynotloz Turnip coming into our garden not realising his fate

[Courtney @_Courtneykeene]

@boyonthescreen They actually make it so stressful and difficult for no reason at all - hope they give u an appointment soon

[Courtney @_Courtneykeene]

@probablynotloz I LOVE YOU LESBIAN

[Courtney @_Courtneykeene]

@probablynotloz But it’s orange and saucy ???

[Courtney @_Courtneykeene]

@probablynotloz

[Courtney @_Courtneykeene]

@boyonthescreen Oh I loveeee this it’s gorgeous

[Courtney @_Courtneykeene]

@probablynotloz She used organic lube though😌🙏

[Courtney @_Courtneykeene]

@boyonthescreen Sainsbury’s pjs are litterally the best

[Courtney @_Courtneykeene]

@boyonthescreen This is me & loz - we are not allowed near the home section

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i think wе almost made a baby
i mean, we can't, but we came so close

[Courtney @_Courtneykeene]

@ our new Royal Mail man can you please stop delivering our post at 8am - yours sincerely a tired girl who wants to sleep in !!!!!!!!

:( Bring back our other mail man who would come at 9:30am :(

[Courtney @_Courtneykeene]

Reneé one chance please I beg

[★ Reneé Rapp Source ★ @ReneeRappSource]

📸 | @reneerapp performing on @colbertlateshow tonight

[Courtney @_Courtneykeene]

@WhileCharSleeps There was one at the end of my parents road and my mom used to make me think I was going absolutely crazy because I could hear it and she couldn’t whenever we would past

[Courtney @_Courtneykeene]

@probablynotloz I’m sorry I tried my hardest why are the old song titles so fucking long ???????????

[Courtney @_Courtneykeene]

@probablynotloz Just two bitches with no facial recognition skills telling each other exactly