Panda

Professional bag fumbler

[Panda @_CryptoPanda__]

This is all I have left.

I either run it up or become a statistic

God willing.

[Lunix @SolLunix]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."

[Panda @_CryptoPanda__]

@JustaMinx Context?

[Solana Sensei @SolanaSensei]

No way this actually works wtf

VPN set to 🇮🇳 = cheaper flights
VPN set to 🇿🇦 = cheaper hotels
VPN set to 🇲🇽 = cheaper Airbnbs
VPN set to 🇧🇷 = cheaper car rentals

Airlines: “Prices vary by region”
Me: “Cool, so does my IP”

[Train Updates @TrainUpdates]

Train is so rich he hired a ground security team to protect him when he goes outside of his multi-million dollar penthouse in Vancouver

They texted him today and said they haven’t seen him go outside for the past 17 days 😭

[TWP🤴🏾OFFICIAL PAGE @TheWealthPrince]

Trading is the one job where $3,800 in 10 mins doesn’t feel like enough so instead you walk away with -$9,300 instead😂

[Ada Lluch @AdaLluch]

Imagine the amount of propaganda it took to convince women that waking up like this is oppressive but waking up hangover and alone, or even worse, with a stranger, isn’t.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Podcasts are done everyone just waits for clips.

Streaming done. All bots.

Internet done, all bots. Can’t tell who’s real anymore.

Government done. The leaders have zero power, even the ones who want to change things can’t.

Not all the leaders are bad, they just can’t do anything. Stroke of a pen can’t beat entrenched systems of human greed.

(The banks and global financial instruments are like an army tank heading in one direction. The “laws” leaders pass to try and guide the tank are twigs or at best logs in the way, they get crushed and the tank steamrolls on)

Because governments done?

Education is done.
Judiciary is done.

Corrupted both, completely to the core.

Love is done because of instagram. If you think it’s not done, you’re naive and you’ll soon learn.

I mean sure you can believe in love if you’re happy to wife a woman 20 men better than you fucked and dumped - if you want her to settle for you - ok enjoy.

But if you want real love virgin wife never leave not corrupted by society? DONE.

What even is society anymore? The one we knew and loved in western nations? Nuked. Done. Never coming back. Kids don’t play outside. Never will.

Your neighbour eats with his hands. Merica.

Drinking? Done. Gay.

Socialising? lol. With who?

Only thing that isn’t done is having kids and being fuck you rich. Those are the only fun things left.

And millionaire isn’t fuck you rich.

Minimum 50m now. Inflations a bitch.

Get rich as fuck have 20 children and move somewhere without crime, it’s the only thing left to do on the planet besides doom scroll and consider suicide.

[davegtown  @davegtowncs]

bruh

[ryuo @pawpflash]

i take back this statement

[barneytheboi @barneytheboi]

It's 2024. You've hit another 200x on a meme. Everything goes up, you don't remember what losing is like, portfolio ATH after portfolio ATH. Life has never been better.

You slowly come back into consciousness. It's 2025. You're homeless, hallucinating off of heroin.

[Matter @Mattertrades]

It’s time to take a long vacation away from social media…

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Visiting Europe will literally 2x your desire for money and 0.5x your desire to work

[Ash @ahboyash]

Airbnb has no homes
Uber has no cars
Story has no users

This is the new economy

[Jeremy @Jeremybtc]

The real shitcoin

[Donna Louise @DonnaLouise1212]

What a time to be alive....

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

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