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I really hate those gosh darn black people!

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#MyChristmasWishIn3Words

Lots of hentai

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@alpharadtv Clickbait suggestion: kate upton new dlc character for smash 4

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@alpharadtv game theory: MARIO IS ACTUALLY CAPPY!

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@KEEMSTAR

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I want to fucking die

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@Captain_o_ovi Yeah the guy with the gloves won

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So I was just chased by a retarded child for about a mile. He had a gross claw hand and noodle like leg.I fucking hate those autism babies

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Don't you just hate those days where you just start throwing up the remains of that child that went missing two days ago?

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SHIT MY DICKHOLE IS LEAKING ORANGE JUICE! WHAT DO I DO!?
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Please help! My penis is turning inside out and now it's a vagina

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Hold on a minute, This isn't bible study father Matthews. This is anal sex

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@BradDoesBanter4 Sorry to here about that hope your hands feel better.

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@CelestiaVega

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Can someone please tell me why my jizz is bloody and purple?

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@2gay2lift He is obviously wearing a pussy magnet

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@GameGrumps Cum

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Have you ever had sex and the girl forgets your name isn't "rape"? This happened to me last week while I was walking down a dark alley.

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@KEEMSTAR 1 guy, 1 jar

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Dear, twitter where is the nearest doctor in my area so they can reattach my dick?

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Fuck, my dick is bleeding!